Hear me out: having your pecs squeezed by your squeeze after a long day of work
(psst @nearlysquid.bsky.social 👀)
06.03.2026 14:29 —
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GO TO BED
06.03.2026 13:07 —
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Kelteo - Twitch
First Time Playthrough | Resident Evil 3 | Zombies with Furries
I am LIVE with my first time playthrough of Resident Evil 3!
Let's hope I don't die in the tutorial like I usually do.
twitch.tv/kelteo
06.03.2026 01:32 —
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
Tune into twitch.tv/nearlysquid to act as our Jury!!
*** For legal reasons, this trial is not legally binding. Always consult your lawyer before engaging with a magical Tanuki.
05.03.2026 22:07 —
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Looks like we've got a legal dispute - did I uphold my end of a deal with @nearlysquid.bsky.social where I accept being cute for a month? Or am I a dirty (yet cute) deal breaker?
YOU DECIDE - it all starts on Friday!
FT: @bigtoptanuki.com @ruadhleonhart.bsky.social @centurioncalbar.bsky.social
05.03.2026 22:06 —
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Seconding Squid - you’re such a cool part of the community! Now come to VR nights!! <3
05.03.2026 21:11 —
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You can’t prove anything - there’s no evidence
05.03.2026 21:10 —
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I will squish you on this fine macro March day
05.03.2026 18:43 —
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@nearlysquid.bsky.social said to pose for the camera, so I did my best!
🎨 by @skiptheorca.bsky.social
#macromarch #macro #macrofur #gymfur
05.03.2026 18:20 —
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🎨 by @darkbearcave.bsky.social btw!
05.03.2026 13:57 —
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“Aw ok” *squishes cop car walking away*
05.03.2026 13:56 —
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LMAO I just noticed the typo and guess what - bsky doesn’t allow edits to the post.
Full 2.73 braincells on full display here 😭
05.03.2026 13:07 —
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Here’s me getting yelled at for ‘mass destruction’ or something
05.03.2026 02:56 —
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What’s Macron March without a loved one for scale? Looks like @nearlysquid.bsky.social is enjoying the view …
🎨 by @ruadhleonhart.bsky.social
05.03.2026 00:24 —
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I like trains
04.03.2026 15:09 —
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I am LIVE with my first time playthrough of Control! This is a chat redeemed game and I have *no* idea what it is.
Let's see how this goes!
twitch.tv/kelteo
04.03.2026 01:30 —
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Take that AI slop! One small step to protect artists!!
03.03.2026 23:41 —
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Hey guess what - it’s that time of year again! 💪
03.03.2026 19:18 —
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It may be Mawgust and about to be Biceptember... but I will always have MacroMarch in my heart.
19.08.2025 00:25 —
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Will he still say “huehuehue”? Asking for a friend
03.03.2026 07:07 —
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It’s so good!!
03.03.2026 06:26 —
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Hey pokemon fans!!! 💛🐭🔥🐶
I’m looking at ramping up the business this spring/summer and will be going to a few card shows this month. 😁
Got any cards you’re looking to part with? HIT ME UP! Happy to talk shop! 😌
Here are pics of some GREAT FINDS offered to me! 🤩
02.03.2026 19:58 —
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Never heard any complaints from Squid!
02.03.2026 19:56 —
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Daaaaaamn RIP Lood.
02.03.2026 18:16 —
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They never do 🥺
02.03.2026 18:15 —
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It may be Macro March, but that doesn’t mean the work I put in the gym stops! If anything, muscle growth might just accelerate…
🎨 by @harewolf.bsky.social
#macromarch #gymfur #muscle #musclefur
02.03.2026 17:49 —
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I am playing #lunars with @animalkingdom.bsky.social and friends - then we'll do FFVII! Tune on in!
twitch.tv/kelteo
02.03.2026 00:00 —
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Some of us are just Macro in our hearts (and bodies)
01.03.2026 20:07 —
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You are not idiotic- HEY GET BACK HERE!!
01.03.2026 20:06 —
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Just a wholesome couple, madly in love. ❤️
01.03.2026 19:18 —
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