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Currently talking my friend through what went wrong with his paprikás. My money is on just using shitty paprika.

My dad recently visited while I had Gaslands stuff out. He said he's not interested in these kinds of games but then went on to ask me how literally every game mechanic works, lol.

He does not represent all ogre americans

My favorite thing about our system is it sucks for the doctors too. They're all running on 2-4 hours sleep for no discernable reason.

RIP grease trucks and your expired sweetheart deal with the university.

Pork roll is my go-to and that looks inedible no offense

One time my first and second date with someone was going grocery shopping and I'm still a bit miffed that one didn't lead to getting married.

Whomst amongst us hasn't sent butthole pics to a horrible politician that we've become unstably focused on? Let that hypothetical imaginary person cast the first stone.

I would really like to make a Conan-esque bronze age fantasy ttrpg. I guess it would be more reasonable to see what other people have made and play their games though, huh.

Every morning there is a dire emergency in my house that cutlet needs to tell me about and the only remedy is an early breakfast for the cats

I'm talking about these bad boys. I'm also down for a spritzer (fröccs in HU) or red wine and coke (VBK in HU) any day as well. I wanna know what bumbas is.

Where do you get bomba in Philly? Does it still come with the grenade shaped bottle with the pull tab top? So satisfying to open and the trash is so unnecessarily sharp

I used to drink so much of that stuff, but only when the bar didn't have bomba, my first energy drink love

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

I severely fucked up my knee this weekend by sleeping in a weird position and this morning it is finally feeling normal again and I'm very grateful

When the bard gets the killing blow

I would be more about it if I could do a solid Donald Duck Impression, but I simply have never been able to.

I'm afraid I like the ducks. It's just so silly that there's an entire heritage of fantasy games that include a race of daffy duck guys. I have no clue why they would include them, it just doesn't make sense. I feel like they make even less sense than the Japanese dog kobolds.

Drinking a tea at one of those tiny tables must go so hard

Please order them to the tune of "one bourbon one scotch one beer"

Hell yeah

Gimme a herb gimme a walnut gimme a pear

I wanna park diagonally across a couple of those spaces

Bringing my skateboard

Playing a khajiit in Skyrim while covered by my cats

I heard the Duolingo owl is going to do this to your living loved ones if you don't do your Italian lessons now

Maybe there was a guy like this there but he just didn't have a phone yet

Yeah

As a centrist I wash my hands but do a bad job of it

Perfect angel babies who can do no wrong