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Writer, filmmaker, comedian, fourth thing. https://boxd.it/itvz

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Disney investing in OpenAI and allowing their IP to be sued for Soraโ€ฆ

I repeat myself: Why THE FUCK did we go on Strike in 2023 if this shit is still allowed???

11.12.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who is shocked that Somali Americans are absolutely COOKING conservatives with these memes lately clearly never spent any significant time with African Immigrantsโ€ฆ they are without a doubt the most lethal jokesters on earth! We owe our lives to them, and their promised land of Minnesota!

07.12.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pay very close attention to the diction of these tyrants. Trump says this time that โ€œLax Migration policiesโ€ are to blame. Migration, not immigration. They will try to restrict or more closely monitor movement within the country, including for citizens. Just look at the camera network BPD has.

27.11.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I sound like a conspiracy theorist here: But is it not even a little suspicious that within a week of a federal judge ordering an end to the NGs Deployment in DC, a terrible double murder happens that then โ€œjustifiesโ€ the presence of the NG? And that murderer happens to be an immigrant?

27.11.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: Iโ€™m in my bodyโ€ฆ straight dysโ€™n itโ€ฆ and by โ€œItโ€ i mean my mophia.

Gf: iโ€ฆ. I just need you to understand, I never know what the fuck youโ€™re talking aboutโ€ฆ like ever.

19.11.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This compounds with my often repeated stance that the engagement based algorithm in social media has exacerbated the underlying issues of americaโ€™s slide into nationalism 10x. That was probably Zuckerbergโ€™s greatest crime.

13.11.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: Why doesnโ€™t anyone else like putting the ketchup directly on the fries?

GF: Because it will get soggy.

Me: Not if you eat them fast enough!

GF, visibly confused and upset: Tell me again why you donโ€™t like milk in your cereal?

Me: Because it will get soggy.

09.11.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OpenAI wants to build multiple data centers that require 10 gigawatts of power?

It only took 1.21 gigawatts to zap a car BACK IN TIME!!!

25.09.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Umberto Eco: "Eternal Fascism: Fourteen Ways of Looking at a Blackshirt"

Just gunna drop this here for no particular reason:

interglacial.com/pub/text/Umb...

21.09.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So weโ€™re witnessing the military part of this authoritarian takeover, right? Ainโ€™t this exactly what โ€œThe Second Amendment is there forโ€?

Sic Semper Tyranus, guysโ€ฆ come on. Or is that just when the big bad tyrant is asking you to get a fucking flu shot.

12.08.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me after telling my co-workers about the HIV+, Homeless, Vietnam Vet, on Heroin that my mom let live with us for a year: What do you mean not everyone had an โ€œAIDSโ€ toilet they werenโ€™t allowed to use?

06.08.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact, this is essentially how Black Adam was shot.

05.08.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are we far enough removed from the height of the โ€œPeak TVโ€ trend to admit it was terrible? Likeโ€ฆ it was TV for people who hate TV AND it was Movies for people who hate Movies.

26.07.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GF: My Dad wrote me a song when I was little and it was so cute!

Me: My Dad once let his cigarette ash get SO LONG while he grumpily tied my shoe that it activated my anxiety disorder watching it grow.

24.07.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sign Petition: 'Alligator Alcatraz' Is the Newest Site of Human Rights Abuses Against Immigrants. Demand Its Closur Maggots in their food, sweltering conditions, overflowing toilets, and being locked inside cages in tents: these are the conditions of 'Alligator Alcatraz.' (40760 signatures on petition)

Not that petitions will do anything in this faux dictatorship, but:

www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/9...

22.07.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear Scientist,

Sometimes shit just be like that fr.

Yโ€™all can pack it in.

โ€”A former STEM kid turned mediocre Humanities kid.

16.07.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being Batman is such โ€œAdult Sonโ€ behavior.

13.07.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our Friend, Martin.

A truly unhinged โ€œHistorical fictionโ€ I think about almost every day.

12.07.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THE STREAMING EVENT OF THE WEEK!

BC LIVE PREMIERES TONIGHT AT 8PM! Weโ€™ll be in the chat tonight answering your questions and dishing out behind the scenes detailsโ€ฆ

Tickets still available here: lnk.to/BCSocials

26.06.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Growing up during the Iraq and Afghan Wars, seeing how the adults all behaved and being told/believing โ€œdonโ€™t worry each successive generation is smarter!โ€ makes all of this so much more frustratingโ€ฆ because, like, we (GenY/GenZ) were supposed to be smarter, manโ€ฆ wtf happened!?

23.06.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember all that โ€œgenocide Joeโ€ and โ€œKamala is a war hawkโ€ shit?

Yeahโ€ฆpsyops. It worked.

22.06.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18754    ๐Ÿ” 3976    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 482    ๐Ÿ“Œ 173
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ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video WASHINGTONโ€”Disseminating grainy footage of the California Democrat meeting his disturbing and bloody end, Immigration and Customs Enforcement released a video Tuesday in which Gov. Gavin Newsom is seen being beheaded. โ€œThis is a message to the enemies of immigration enforcement: Gov. Newsomโ€™s fate will be yours should you stand in the way of national purity,โ€ [โ€ฆ]

ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video
theonion.com/ice-rel...

14.06.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1934    ๐Ÿ” 208    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 147    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Did anyone elseโ€™s parents at multiple times make them sign strange, not legally enforceable contracts riddled with spelling errors?

14.06.2025 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI donโ€™t know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought withโ€ฆ but watch this Driveโ€ โ€”Einstein before rocking a 500ft drive.

11.06.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the next civil war, "the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon, but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition, and ignorance on the other." - Ulysses S. Grant, 1875

11.06.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5772    ๐Ÿ” 1705    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 138    ๐Ÿ“Œ 91
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Scammers are using AI to enroll fake students in online classes, then steal college financial aid Financial aid fraud is exploding, thanks to the rise of artificial intelligence. Crime rings are deploying โ€œghost studentsโ€ โ€” chatbots who enroll in online college classes and stay just long enough to...


You have 2 options. 1. Ban generative AI or make public university free. You COULD do both if you were really cool.
apnews.com/article/ai-s...

10.06.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If all of the children die from preventable illness, who will we get to work in the mines? IS RFK STUPID?!?

10.06.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr. ousts entire CDC vaccine advisory committee Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has removed every member of a scientific committee that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on how to use vaccines.

THIS IS A BIG DEAL. This is the most egregious and dangerous thing Kennedy has done yet to remove access to #vaccines. (Itโ€™s also what that I & many others explicitly predicted & feared before he was confirmed.) He can now fill this CDC committee w anti-vaccine people. 1/n
apnews.com/article/kenn...

10.06.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 863    ๐Ÿ” 255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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RFK Jr. ousts entire CDC vaccine advisory committee Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has removed every member of a scientific committee that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on how to use vaccines.

RFK Jr.โ€˜s extreme anti-vax views โ€” and his related conflicts of interest โ€” were a huge problem during his confirmation process.

So he promised not to change the vaccine advisory panel.

Today, he fired every single expert on that panel. It's a public health disaster.

09.06.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16473    ๐Ÿ” 6231    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1382    ๐Ÿ“Œ 571

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