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This is definitely the darkest timeline. Chronically online neurodivergent from PDX. Overeducated and opinionated.

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We've finally got a king to overthrow.

01.03.2026 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gosh. It went so well the last time the US backed a Shah.

01.03.2026 05:43 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.03.2026 05:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JFC at the fucking clown show wagging the dog in the White House right now.

28.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're really good. I may have to find some E635.

28.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok, they really do taste like a fancy steak. Super umami. I liked them, but the rest of the family made a face.

28.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Steak and foie gras flavor

Steak and foie gras flavor

This could be illegal. (does not contain foie gras)

28.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Goy here. I'm wondering who doesn't have kosher salt? I guess people who don't know how to cook?

28.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If they don't have a table, the Sad Valley chicken tendies are really good. Nicely seasoned.

28.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh good! I'll have to try it.

28.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How is it? I've been meaning to try.

28.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The first season was fun, but I was rooting for nobody to marry by season 2.

28.02.2026 05:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I travel a lot, and other countries don't make me take off my shoes.

28.02.2026 05:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's taking "live free or die" a little too far.

28.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They stole my books, so there is that part.

28.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh yeah. Goat is also out of control.

28.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alas, I'd prefer a younger candidate without a Nazi tattoo problem.

28.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sure. Used to be that rich people didn't want to buy them.

28.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's giving Fyre.

27.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because we had an independent committee determine the rate last year.

27.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Seriously. This is Portland. Did you want me to teach you about livestock, gardening, building, or food preservation?

27.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would make oxtail soup all the time when we were young and had our first apartment.

27.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She'd be running against the super young Susan Collins.

27.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Nazi tattoo was already a deal breaker, but I also feel like this guy is a Fetterman Sinema type.

27.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right? It used to be super cheap. And now Caribbean folks can't afford their own cooking.

27.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 62    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Oxtail and tongue used to be my secret poor person go-tos, but they've been gentrified.

27.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 109    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

That would have had the opposite effect on me, lol.

27.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No. Just the guy with the Nazi tattoo.

26.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Didn't she only enter after we found out about the Nazi tattoo?

26.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She left the "red" behind and started galloping towards that rightwing grift money. She calls herself "politically homeless" and thinks Newsom is "soft on crime" in addition to all the anti trans bigotry. I guess we add blatant antisemitism to the pile. Not that leftists can't be antisemitic, too.

26.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0