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This is definitely the darkest timeline. Chronically online neurodivergent from PDX. Overeducated and opinionated.

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He's probably going to fire the clown car cabinet and make his own appointments, so much toadying for that.

09.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do they have veto power over it?

09.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You'd have to remove them simultaneously because even a brief delay allows Vance time to appoint his successor.

09.03.2026 03:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I don't think he's got the juice to run a cult. I don't know what all upsetting things he'll do while in office, so it's not a 100% win.

09.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Only in physical years. He's still an emotional child.

09.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You know, I wish we could just be against deliberately starting a forever war and all our war crimes instead of pointing out he also blew up the price of oil, but whatever it takes to wake Americans up I guess.

09.03.2026 01:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or he bought oil futures with Trump coins and stashed the receipts in his gift airplane.

09.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, it was. I tossed in all the veggies I needed to use up, so it had green onions, broccoli, asparagus, carrots, snow peas, and oyster mushrooms.

09.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That looks yummy. I had half a sandwich and a protein shake, lol. But I'm about to make up for it with some scratch chicken pot pie.

09.03.2026 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just got a notice that a Twitter account I definitely didn't make got deleted for being a bot. Nice app. Much good.

09.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Frontotemporal dementia behavioral variant. No memory loss, but increased impulsive behaviors and worse ability to speak coherently.

08.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Exactly this. Customs, restraint, and tradition is not enough. We need hardened laws and actual consequences, and we need guards on corruption on *every* branch. Because they're all corrupt.

08.03.2026 04:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boy, he sure doesn't know a lot about all the Nazi symbols that mysteriously keep appearing around him.

07.03.2026 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. I've seen it on a couple sources. I really hope they find someone normal. Michael Wolff - ehhh, but he claims RFK has been recently muzzled to concern himself with food alone and stop going so hard on the anti-vax stuff.

07.03.2026 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My kid had a similar choice. We had a meeting and discussed the options. My kid chose a modified SpED diploma that allowed transition services but meant they had to transfer from community college to attend university. They're in grad school now.

07.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's certainly no D2 champion.

07.03.2026 17:30 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought about Mr Bean!

07.03.2026 06:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

07.03.2026 05:32 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Did someone miscommunicate? Did they think they were doing a favor for college admissions, since she clearly is capable? It's hard to say.

07.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd like to know how Washington's system works. She's doing well in college, so it sounds like she just needed accommodations for a print disability. Oregon used to delay graduation intentionally so kids could get transition services, which could include community college.

07.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane .
07.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations! I'm excited for you!

06.03.2026 22:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He had her on the podcast this year.

06.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah. About those genetics...

06.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was happy they brought back a section with the redesign so I could continue w foot selfies.

06.03.2026 18:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's West Coast awesomeness. You can buy a whole outfit out of that pattern, and nobody will sue.

06.03.2026 18:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The PDX airport carpet called to let you know more than one carpet cult exists.

06.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I'm entirely too nerdy because I understand this costume completely.

06.03.2026 18:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really hope the Dems fix the structural problems as relentlessly as Republicans have created them.

06.03.2026 15:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

My state has done mail in voting for 20 years. A then bipartisan decision that saves us money and results in higher than average participation. But Trump wants to end it with the save act.

06.03.2026 08:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0