Uncontrollable season

Oh, I get this.

Me too! Whaaat?

Yikes!

Just gutter racism at this point.

What a completely normal thing to say.

Turkeys were free with purchase both years.

They're not IN our country?

Yeah. In front of new specialists.

Let him sue. Should be a fun trial.

The woke agenda is coming for your serifs.

He seems to think that homeless people will move to another town if he sweeps enough.

Garden herbs

Today's soup got the full Garfunkel. And for some odd reason I have more peppers.

Wait? You can get unlimited free welfare in Somalia?

It lacks the capacity to think "maybe if I take a nap now and set my alarm for 3am."

Otto's is probably in the running.

Wow.

"Without too much controversy" got us here. We need a fighter and reformer.

Stop being scared. Harris did better than Biden would have by a large margin. She got bad campaign advisors (mainly Biden people).

Oh boy.

I will bang this drum until I am in the ground: Everyone paid attention to the "Kamala is for They/Them" part and not "President Trump is for you" part. Anti-trans sentiment became a placeholder for the idea that Democrats cared more about stuff other than the economy. 1/

I bet he writes Nuzzi poems about how incredibly bad he smells and thinks it's a turn on.

This better not be a midlife crisis.

Absolutely. I very much doubt he had a bunch of single issue voters who cared about bathroom bills more than egg prices.

I like that they have slices - very convenient.

We should have stuck with pineapple express.

I mean, I did feel like I was sent home without a manual, but I read books from actual experts instead of asking the hallucination machine how to parent.

Hey, if you’re a Seattle/WA author with a book coming out next year and you have a firm pub date, please let me know for potential inclusion in the Seattle Times’s 2026 book preview. (Space is limited but I’ll do my best.)

Drop a link either in replies or at my email: thisispaulconstant@gmail.com.

Nothing if you don't do the lifting.

The whole thing is just so weird and out of touch. Guys who fly private trying to imagine what the plebs want. Hur hur I know! It's not safety or speed or reasonable prices. It's sweaty gym workouts on the way to being shut into a crowded, confined space.