Live Laugh Eva Braun works through stuff faster than Donald making his way towards an unaccompanied minor
02.11.2025 01:29 — 👍 71 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 2
A haunted house for MAGA would just be any place where someone’s reminding them of the age of consent
31.10.2025 23:18 — 👍 138 🔁 55 💬 2 📌 2
Most nauseating couple since Stephen Miller stood in front of a mirror
31.10.2025 03:52 — 👍 194 🔁 47 💬 12 📌 3
It occurred to me that I’ve never drawn this Keebler gremlin before, which feels like quite an omission given the role he’s played as Salacious Crumb to Traitor the Hutt.
30.10.2025 23:57 — 👍 362 🔁 113 💬 13 📌 5
Oh good now we’ve entered the nuclear weapons stage of distracting people from focusing on the prolific kid-raping at the tiny hands of a sundowning pedophile
30.10.2025 14:02 — 👍 89 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 0
Kudos to @cmdropatlargeca for somehow making sweaty overcompensation in a cheap duster even more deeply uncool than it already is
30.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 203 🔁 49 💬 7 📌 2
NYC! I don’t live in you but thoughts are with you as early voting is underway and gearing up for what will hopefully be a blowout November 4th. This nepo creepshow doesn’t understand the word “no” but that doesn’t mean getting to say it to him again won’t feel fucking amazing.
29.10.2025 20:24 — 👍 144 🔁 35 💬 7 📌 6
Rumor is that it takes @jaketapper 27 years to regrow a spine like it was Pennywise the clown terrorizing Derry
29.10.2025 02:59 — 👍 185 🔁 45 💬 3 📌 2
The good news for starving Americans under a Trump presidency is that there will always be a market for selling your kids to the regime for Donny’s “massages”
29.10.2025 00:38 — 👍 186 🔁 57 💬 3 📌 9
Can’t wait for the pitchfork party that awaits Latex Luthor once he lays off upwards of 600,000 Amazon employees and replaces them with A.I.
28.10.2025 22:15 — 👍 207 🔁 58 💬 11 📌 4
Actual footage of a sun-damaged mayonnaise sculpture explaining why he’s cutting off SNAP benefits
28.10.2025 20:03 — 👍 139 🔁 43 💬 0 📌 4
Some people will destroy a country and force 42 million people into starvation just to avoid admitting they’re covering for a lifelong pedophile
28.10.2025 03:44 — 👍 285 🔁 103 💬 5 📌 8
By “people” he means all of us
26.10.2025 16:15 — 👍 228 🔁 92 💬 6 📌 4
Give it to me straight doc
26.10.2025 00:26 — 👍 305 🔁 58 💬 6 📌 4
Nothing says “alpha male” like lashing out over a tweet you don’t understand that still manages to hurt your feelings
26.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 232 🔁 54 💬 8 📌 1
For the internet hot-takers who think Nazism began with gas chambers and ghettos
24.10.2025 21:11 — 👍 1100 🔁 404 💬 19 📌 12
Steve Bannon is a milk-eyed doggie bag of lasagna and spiderwebs so he really knows “an instrument of divine will” when he sees one
24.10.2025 04:35 — 👍 136 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 3
The funny thing about President Friendless Urinal Cake demolishing part of the White House to make room for an Insecurity Ballroom that sits on top of his eventual suicide bunker is that he is a lifelong and prolific rapist of children.
23.10.2025 22:51 — 👍 200 🔁 53 💬 6 📌 4
Not all heroes wear capes, some wear polka dots and flats.
23.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 333 🔁 72 💬 7 📌 8
Trump gets a lot of well-deserved shit but the unmovable clowns who keep supporting him deserve even more
22.10.2025 15:47 — 👍 165 🔁 40 💬 4 📌 2
WE NEED A GENERAL STRIKE!
Rallies are necessary tools but if we want to make real change, we’ve got to go after the only place that matters: their wallets.
There will always be more of us than them, so let’s take the power back. Check @thegeneralstrikeus.bsky.social for info and to join the fight
22.10.2025 14:05 — 👍 221 🔁 64 💬 8 📌 4
Here’s hoping they serve the same ultimate purpose for their inhabitants
22.10.2025 00:02 — 👍 199 🔁 61 💬 6 📌 3
Look all I’m saying is that Amber J. Alert has always been verrrrry open about his taste for kids, so whatever is in those Epstein files must by some wild shit for him to start a civil war over
21.10.2025 01:56 — 👍 230 🔁 62 💬 5 📌 4
When you’re a sundowning pedophile who inspires 7 million people to hit the streets over how much they hate you, the best response is definitely to throw an A.I. tantrum
19.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 890 🔁 195 💬 8 📌 5
This Chinless Dust Mummy will do anything to get out of answering a question
18.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 194 🔁 32 💬 4 📌 2
For a group that fetishizes the Revolutionary War like it was a racist podcaster, MAGA sure has a basic misunderstanding of who they were fighting against
18.10.2025 23:26 — 👍 112 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 1
I’m not under any illusions that today’s rallies will change anything but at least Pedolph will be reminded that he has an approval rating matched only by pediatric cancer
18.10.2025 14:17 — 👍 235 🔁 59 💬 10 📌 3
Watching VP Teddy Ruxpin attempt to cosplay as a human person is great if you’re trying to murder your appetite
18.10.2025 04:32 — 👍 495 🔁 97 💬 9 📌 1
No Kings is poised to be the biggest in U.S. history and I hope anyone who can comes out to express the right to free speech and assembly while we still have it.
Don’t forget to stop by your local Antifa HQ for instructions and to pick up your Soros check.
Stay safe out there everybody xox
17.10.2025 15:57 — 👍 295 🔁 66 💬 8 📌 5
