@goorofmycomforts.bsky.social
Account that posts daily facts of Goo and The Floor from III that are totally real and not fabricated
Man I keep forgetting to post here damn
04.11.2025 17:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Daily Goor Facts: Day 80
If I put The Floor in The Evil Factory I think he’d go along with Goo and Bot’s murder plot
I seriously posted this and then died for 3 days
26.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Daily Goor Facts: Day 79
If they were legumes then Goo would be a chickpea and the Floor would be a lentil. Yes this is all I have today
Daily Goor Facts: Day 78
Everyone should get as insane about shipping characters who practically never interact as I am with Goor. Everyone go stupid
Daily Goor Facts: Day 77
Goor’s gay. I’m gay. Woahg
Made a Suitloon reference and then immediately forgot to post the next day oops
19.10.2025 16:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Daily Goor Facts: Day 76
Goor is like Suitloon if you think about it (anxious orb who likes writing x Australian cannibal)
Daily Goor Facts: Day 75
Goo gets squeamish when thinking about eating gelatin because he thinks the consistency is too similar to his body meanwhile The Floor ate a guy and would do it again
Also the guy who invented them has insane contamination OCD so if I was saying I liked something pronounced like “Flu” I would get so scared I was willing myself getting sick into existence so. Goor it is
16.10.2025 01:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Daily Goor Facts: Day 74
“Goor is a bad name for them” well the other option was Floo so. Pick ya poison
Daily Goor Facts: Day 73
They never actually asked each other out, they officially ‘got together’ when Bot told them they were a cute couple and they both went “What? I mean, ok.” and that’s history
Daily Goor Facts: Day 72
Being a Goor fan was hard enough when all I had was them standing next to each other. Now they are literally never standing next to each other. What is a rarepairer to do
Ah damn I forgot to post yesterday. Sorry I was gaming
12.10.2025 18:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Daily Goor Facts: Day 71
I hope they end up making a Goo plushie (possibly likely) and bring back The Floor rug (not as likely)
Daily Goor Facts: Day 70
Goor but if they where Modest Mouse albums (funnily enough, Goo is the green one and The Floor is the blue one. Also does anyone fuck with Modest Mouse)
Daily Goor Facts: Day 69 (nice)
Both are asexual to me. Actually every II character is asexual to me because if I was in charge of creating other people, I’d make them asexual
Today’s fact was brought to you by way of me randomly singing grumpyre’s verse from ethereal island out of literally no where for a few minutes
08.10.2025 02:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Daily Goor Facts: Day 68
Ah fuck they my singing monstered my Goor
Daily Goor Facts: Day 67 (don’t)
Goo has taken to talking to Trophy about missing The Floor during the competition. Trophy, despite trying to be a better person, can not even begin to care
Daily Goor Facts: Day 66
If they were hamsters Goo would be a roborovski dwarf hamster and The Floor would be a Chinese dwarf hamster (no its fine I just didn’t think I’d be Chinese)
Daily Goor Facts: Day 65
AnimationEpic decided to separate Goo and The Floor in season 4 because they specifically hate me. They sent me a letter in the mail to prove it
Daily Goor Facts: Day 64
Shhhhh they are sleeping
Daily Goor Facts: Day 63
To celebrate the world’s best II ship, make sure to go out into a heavily populated area and yell “I LOVE GOOR” at the top of your lungs. People will definitely know what you’re talking about
Daily Goor Facts: Day 62
Part two of them as sea creatures: venomous edition
The Floor as a Reef Stonefish and Goo as a Bluebottle/Man o’ War
Daily Goor Facts: Day 61
They are desserts. Behold
Daily Goor Facts: Day 60
The real The Floor from Inanimate Insanity commented on my Goor edit so it’s canon now
Daily Goor Facts: Day 59
If they were Monster flavors, The Floor would be Aussie Lemonade (duh) and Goo would be Wild Berry Rehab
Daily Goor Facts: Day 58
They’ve breached containment once more
