Flo

scrubbin my grubbin

koopas cosplay :D

Vet in four hours, he's not doing good at all. Trying to get this one to refer us to another vet who specialises in internal medicine. All of this will cost me money I do not have.

Not asking for charity - but if you want art, my commissions are over there : ko-fi.com/notidee/comm...

How did you get so cool, Kim?

why nought

got a new pb in the spongebob movie game and my recording got hit with the wrath of zeus what the fuck did they do to my man spunt bob

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

Elm Farm Ollie . Elm Farm Ollie (also known as "Nellie Jay"[1]) became the first cow to fly in an airplane on February 18, 1930, as part of the International Aircraft Exposition in St. Louis, Missouri, United States. See also: Hey Diddle Diddle

important call

Imaginary person

This one really surprised me, I found this shiny cyndaquil after just 2 eggs!! But I don't know if I can call it my fastest shiny hunt, because I wasnt even hunting!!!!
#ShinyPokemon

ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.

are these my singing monsters

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

!B Instagram-Post von Julia Klöckner "Bedingung für jede Koalition mit der CDU: Es wird täglich abgeschoben."

Die CDU ist längst schon nicht nur farblich kaum von der AfD zu unterscheiden. Was Julia Klöckner, die während ihrer Amtszeit mehr Nestlé-Lobbyistin als Landwirtschaftsministerin war, ist nicht christlich, sondern widerlich! #NieMehrCDUCSU #MerzVerhindern #PIRATEN

EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”

Hi. Sometimes I can make things, but not usually.

Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly[3] pullman loaf, speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone.[1] He is small, rectangular and golden brown[3] with hands directly attached to his body,[5] rings around his eyes and a thin-lipped mouth.[7] According to himself, he belongs to the species homo brotus depressivus.[5] His favourite activities include staring at the south wall of his home,[3] memorising the pattern of his woodchip wallpaper, reading his favourite magazine The Desert and You, expanding his video collection of the most boring railway tracks, and eating lukewarm gruel. Bernd sympathizes firstly with himself,[4] and is bad-tempered[8] and fatalistic.[9] His favorite expression is Mist!, used in much the same way as the English "crap".[9][7] His other catchphrases are: "I would like to be left alone," "I would like to leave this show," and "My life is hell."

heading "kidnapping" and photo of the anthropomorphic bread statue captioned "Statue of Bernd das Brot back in front of the town hall in Erfurt, Germany after its kidnapping"

It's the 16 year anniversary of when the depressed anthropomorphic bread loaf from German kids TV was abducted by vagrant anarchists who were battling the city over squatting rights! Anarchists posted vid of the loaf expressing solidarity w them. Some feared the bread already had Stockholm syndrome

Venus of Willendorf (?) banner on a museum with the text “this lady is waiting for you!”

her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX

Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for *eight hours*?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you've stopped obsessing about other people's sexuality too.

Time to go to work in the shit factory!

Was watching a video and this guy is talking about how tiktok is bastardifying cooking for views and quick clicks and sacrificing culture and then a minute later has ai art in the background

Hundreds of Beavers might be the funniest movie I've seen in my life, holy shit

wikipedia article "DEI (disambiguation)" says "Dei or DEI may also refer to... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, a fictional company in the Phineas and Ferb animated TV series"

wait do we know for sure which one zuck was referring to