Andy Diacetis

I’m seeing A LOT more interviews with sad soy bean farmers than I’ve ever seen before. I wonder why.

Don’t forget that the president serially raped 13yr old girls.

What else did he do?

Oh hey. Our president also serially raped underage girls.

I’ll bet it feels pretty good for other countries to finally be able to openly talk about how much we suck.

Finally canceled all Amazon services and it feels sooooo good.

Um. I think I know.

People talk about this as if we only have to get through the next four years. This world will never be the same in our lifetime and our children are going to bear a significant price.

We’re about to learn some shit the hard way.

Gronk just said expecially. Because of course he did.

It’s real easy watching Jim Harbaugh lose football games.

When natural disasters happen in red states, Dems made it happen. When it happens in blue states it’s because Dems weren’t able to prevent it. Pretty incredible, really.

This game is bananas

It’s January 9th and we’ve already purchased a new water heater and have a new roof. How’s your year going?

If I’m ever in Korea, remind me not to got into debt.

There’s something particularly grotesque about a bank asking for donations to provide blankets to those in need.

A college football player died of a head injury and it doesn’t even make the Top News feature on the ESPN app.

I’m 48 and in the past 3-4 years I’ve realized that mushrooms are a legit life changer. I’m all in, man.

Moana had a joke about Twitter and I remember 8 years ago thinking that was not going to age well. I was right.

They’ll be eating grubs in their backyards while wearing potato sacks and still be yelling about immigrants and libs.

‘If you don’t test, cases won’t go up.’

Oh, Geno.

We are a nation of incredible ignorance.

Oof. That didn’t look good at all.

This Dal-Was game is so nutty.

BEAVS!!!!! I can still feel joy!!!!!!

Feels like a solid gameplan for Dems would be to beat the drum on the fact that Trump is a puppet. He would really hate that.

Amen. I don’t need to continually be called a pussy by strangers for loving my children.

Beavers. Seahawks. Blazers. America. Not a lot of good in this list right now.

Now I remember why boxing doesn’t stick around.