>joined 11/14/2024
>14k posts
They seem to be upset about a lot of things. Maybe if someone jingles some keys it’ll help sooth their spirits
>joined 11/14/2024
>14k posts
They seem to be upset about a lot of things. Maybe if someone jingles some keys it’ll help sooth their spirits
Yes big corpos, please centralize all your important data, it makes the targets bigger
02.03.2026 19:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Biding my time
02.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember the election you didn’t vote for me? And then the election you didn’t get the opportunity to not vote for me? I’m back again :)
20.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give western PA citizenship to 11 and we’re talking a 1980 USSR level of medals
17.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Personally, I blame my bad crop yield and economic conditions on the agrarian god of old, Osiris
17.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can set your watch to low info voters going “prices bad, president bad” lmao
17.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Make it count to 10,000 in one message
15.02.2026 15:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
we've lost so much
06.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 1250 🔁 291 💬 25 📌 46
The Pokémon known as Weepinbell
May I make a suggestion?
03.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is this desire that people have to rehabilitate the Clintons? It’s like saying your goal is to swim across a lake but also saying you need your emotional support 50 lb dumbbell to do it. Just let it go
31.01.2026 21:52 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She was a Dem consultant who oversaw three failed campaigns and finally Mark Dayton who won by 0.4 points. She has the political survival instincts of a cicada
29.01.2026 13:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where can I invest my billions or reserve of semiconductor chips?
28.01.2026 05:14 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If I were a dictator stuffing ballot boxes, even I would think this was an unrealistic margin
28.01.2026 05:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This year I’m voting for the leads of Heated Rivalry kissing for president. I can’t give all the details yet. But it has to be both of them, and they must be kissing
28.01.2026 05:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the best openings to a movie ever. Concise and clear backstory, great hook. The whole movie is amazingly tight too; it doesn’t have a second of filler and clocks in at under 2 hours.
25.01.2026 05:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Staple them to his scalp
24.01.2026 20:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Believing in neoliberalism is the more debilitating disability here.
22.01.2026 16:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When it happens, we all need to raise our hands high like Goku asking for help in his spirit bomb
21.01.2026 06:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yes, I would make my way to the rafters and simply drop the ball into the basket from 200 feet above
20.01.2026 18:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is basically the premise of A Canticle for Leibowitz
19.01.2026 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Papers please (your 2024 “I Voted!” sticker)
15.01.2026 18:50 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0State of the Union address over and done in under 5 minutes
14.01.2026 22:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0142 yards
14.01.2026 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0eric adams would be the best guy to lead the token opposition party after a communist revolution
13.01.2026 23:40 — 👍 51 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0What ICE needs is more training. (extremely close to mic voice) potty training
13.01.2026 05:35 — 👍 521 🔁 65 💬 9 📌 0The “le epic bacon” to “my child died of measles, nothing could have prevented this:(“ pipeline should be studied
10.01.2026 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please god let him have a heart attack and die the day before the ballroom opens, it would be so funny
10.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How do you say it phonically?
20.12.2025 15:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0