full lists on my free substack:
17.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
since i'm not sure i'll ever be afforded a dream baby press interview, i've decided to take matters into my own hands
17.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
luckily i have purse
30.01.2026 07:14 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
things i’ve learned in 2025
31.12.2025 17:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
got a little mushy in my substack this week :')
johnnylazebnik.substack.com
like if retweet you scrolling saw and this 😭
08.12.2025 02:30 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You’re Not Gonna Believe How Many Belts This Aging Twink Is Wearing
02.12.2025 01:08 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
who wants to take me to the sock hop
30.11.2025 18:22 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
guess who just got his first pair of glasses !
21.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 44 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0ratio
09.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
hi bluesky
08.11.2025 01:38 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
does everyone here know that i am going on a slut tour of ohio
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reports are saying that in 2 hours i will no longer be 30, but that no one should worry because i am - in fact - still keeping it tight
08.04.2025 04:50 — 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
holy shit holy SHITTTT holy shit
01.04.2025 16:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
new ‘sletter out today ! i spent a lot of time on this one johnnylazebnik.substack.com
29.03.2025 16:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i somehow wrote 4,000 words about this
johnnylazebnik.substack.com
catching up on traitors and just want to put it out there that holding hands with dylan efron while a giant millipede crawls on us is my dream date
13.02.2025 16:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When in doubt, optimize for sparks (via @jlazebnik.bsky.social)
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reminding everyone what i look like
20.01.2025 01:13 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0❤️❤️❤️
16.01.2025 00:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Congrats to @jlazebnik.bsky.social & Rob Lazebnik (and The League of Extra Horny Gentlemen) on their WGA nomination!!
@wgawest.bsky.social
#WGAawards
15.01.2025 19:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
some fun news this morning !!
15.01.2025 19:35 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
if you like these, check out my (free) substack ! johnnylazebnik.substack.com/p/new-years-...
31.12.2024 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
things i’ve learned in 2024
31.12.2024 17:33 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
Last night, there was a new Simpsons that you should watch, because it's good and also because it's co-written by avowed gay @jlazebnik.bsky.social, but also it included a memorial to Billy Wright, who was another gay writer for the show. He passed away on Dec. 16...
30.12.2024 20:51 — 👍 102 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0
I’m still gagged I get to be a little part of this fantastic show.
Thank you, @rlazebnik.bsky.social @jlazebnik.bsky.social for writing last night’s very fine episode. #TheSimpsons
they simpsoned me!! they simpsoned me real good!!
30.12.2024 04:52 — 👍 45 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0
never gets old 😭
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