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This could be one of those “say what your job is without saying what your job is” things

Bought a new pair of work shoes and the first thing spilled on them was ancef

That’s gonna take a lotta hamsters and a lotta wheels

Knickers

The stakes do seem high tonight. I think he might have been onto something

The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented

And now he has a role model

Considering everyone carrying Platner’s Nazi tattoo ink-contaminated water refuses to directly address the actual tattoo & pools all his transgressions together, talking solely about “purity tests”, I appreciate that Fiorentini is insane enough to be upfront about forgiving the Nazi tattoo. Way 2 go

So you’re saying I need to sign back up for PS plus, huh? It has been a good while since I played anything, let alone something relatively new

New favorite weather forecast source just dropped

Make sure to unmute it for the soothing sounds of some dope musak

I grew up in Derry and spent a ton of time in those mountains, too. Actually met that author on a hike up to Tuckerman’s Ravine

NOT WITHOUT PERIL 150 Years of Misadventure on the Presidential Range of New Hampshire NICHOLAS HOWE

Sounds like someone read Not Without Peril

This sounds both perfect and something that I’m very glad is not happening to me

Omg I had to leave before the game was over but wasn’t too upset because it was so ugly and I was sure we were going to lose. But we won in overtime?????

Listening to a polka cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit at Oktoberfest will make you forget all your troubles. Prost! 🍻

King of the Hill Texas longhorn meme: [frame 1]: Bobby looks up at Hank and asks, “is it ok that I feel like I don’t want to live anymore?” [frame 2]: Bobby (wearing a Texas Longhorn football jersey, standing in front of Dale and Bill who also are wearing Texas gear) answers, “yes Bobby that’s normal”

Same. I admit to making a couple Amazon orders after cancelling, but honestly that made me truly realize how little value there really is in Prime

You heard it here first folks: Ryan Reynolds once thought Mara Wilson was Canadian

i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.

Suspect in custody after shooting at Austin Public Library downtown One person was injured in the shooting, APD said.

Austin library shooting: one injured, non-life threatening injuries, suspect captured in south Austin after fleeing library, appears to be "an isolated incident" between two individuals

www.kvue.com/article/news...

And now per an official APD Twitter post my wife just read me: This was one isolated incident with one suspect and one victim, not an active shooter situation. And the suspect is in custody

Austin police say a “shelter in place” order around Austin Central Library is lifted after shooting inside the library. One person injured and in hospital. Suspect not in custody but police don’t think he’s in the area. Library still closed because an investigation is underway.

Here’s another actual journalist saying one person. So how about you don’t blindly repeat things that random internet people say for the sake of hyper-sensationalizing an already terrible thing?

You want to site the source saying multiple people have been shot? Because so far I’ve only seen “one person” or “at least one person” shot from legitimate local journalists

Not until you pointed it out did I realize this

Yeah but I bet you haven’t seen a Hummer there yet so how good can it really be

In real time I quite literally thought it was. Silly me should have assumed it was ai gibberish

It always takes me a few days to adjust. Then again I frequently ADD it up in the shower and realize I’m washing my hair for the second time so maybe the problem isn’t the haircut

You ever end up using way too much shampoo for the first few showers after a haircut?

Foots on ball! He is perfect