Billy JO Crystal

are we back

"Bleak" by Opeth

Here’s the thing about Slayer: I don’t really like them

I am mightier than the Lord of Terror; I copulate and I have power over myriads. (BDF)

A stock photo of a hand pointing a blue spray bottle at the naughty little bastard viewer. Bad! Off the internet!

"proship" "antiship" get off the fucking internet. get OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET. NOW.

Zoe Delahunty-Light videogame lore addict, writer, flesh vessel. lesbian.

Sadly my role as Video Producer on Eurogamer's YouTube channel has been made redundant. After 7 years it's a heart-breaking goodbye, but I'm thrilled to announce that I'll be continuing to create the deepest of dives into videogame lore on my own YouTube channel! 🔍

YouTube.com/ZoeDels

I know your tricks

"I block people who don't allow replies to their posts" lmao it's hilarious how mad people get if you don't allow them to be stupid at you

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

It's very easy for me to relate to that last repost, as I likewise hate the regime I live under, and would like to see it fall, but also don't want to be bombed. Seems straightforward as hell to me.

I've...seen things...you people wouldn't believe. zoomers confused by what a PART file is... I watched boomers flounder in the dark in the Windows Explorer...

<laughing to the other officer> I don't think he realizes what kind of trouble he's in. Son, are you aware that butt mogging zoomers is a felony?

am I stupid. does nobody else have a problem with this shit. is the probable mold growth happening inside my walls getting to me

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

After several months of silence they just emailed me to let me know they will never be paying my invoice.

checked out a little bit of Predator: Killer of Killers and man what is the fucking deal with this juddery character animation mixed with smooth panning/background elements. were they actively trying to cause headaches

Before being acquired by Gamurs, we had similar issues at Prima Games where the previous owner was doing this exact thing with gambling site links. It's not just one company, and it's not a recent thing, this has been going on for a while with sponsored content where the sponsor is unethical.

I really hate to do this but my social security didn't come in on the 1st and I've spent hours trying to figure out why on the phone. I could really use $70 for groceries and med co-pays.

Paypal: clkaufteacher@gmail.com
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647

pixely black and blue shiny Charizard made in MagicaVoxel

shiny Charizard based on the Pokemon Reborn sprite. feel like I should have been able to do this faster. I dunno

MagicaVoxel is a) very interesting, b) free, and c) a whole 8.19 MB big. worried it might be one of those things I should be using a tablet for but I'm gonna play around with it

PERSONAL NEWS: After 13 years working as a (legendary) video producer for @eurogamer.bsky.social I have been made redundant in the recent Gamer Network cuts. I loved that job so much (probably too much) and I will miss the people and the opportunities it gave me, but I'm not ready to give up yet!

feels like too many people are using the excuse of the world being fucked up to be strange to others

cannot tell if I'm having a panic attack or an asthma attack

i got a spongebob tattoo and i retweet spongebob fan accounts all the time and i went on a podcast with a spongebob influencer and told him i loved his podcast and appreciated being on. but all of my friends will "freak out" if you say i like spongebob. and well, thats basically just, totally normal

People are betting on the murder of children. Anyone who defends the state of the world today is a traitor to humanity. If you don't think, not just that we can be better, but that we HAVE to be, then you're fucking delusional. This world hurts so much, and for many, it hurts more than most.

Singing Vengeance Into Being, by Circle Takes the Square from the album Decompositions:Volume Number One

Teach me to scream
In volatile whispers,
(SIGNALING FIRE)
Teach me to wake inside your dream and stay forever.
(SIGNALING FLAME)
I could wage your wars,
I could cast your spells,
I could preach your meaning.
(SIGNALING FIRE)
Teach me the notes to sing
Your vengeance into being...