mic

I’m so sorry (not sorry) this is giving modern au where jamieclaire invite john into the bedroom

one hundred thousand percent

Did Caitríona send these images in to land the lead in the sapphic film ???

Never been gayer

oh trust I have been foaming at the mouth for 36 hours

gay outlander community stays winning 🫶🏻 we literally never lose

help help help helpppppppp

OH???

And Rachel??

and this is why Sylvia is wearing a dupe of this on the cover of my book😌

(proof in case u didn’t believe me…once and future witches my beloved<3)

second year where @alixeharrow.bsky.social is my book of the year?? more likely than you think!!

YES PLEASE

Doing it as an audiobook was particularly special because the book end opener/closer of a radio show interview made it feel like i was really in the 60s listening to a radio show talk about these people’s lives……it was SO cool and surreal. I want to hear the fictional music SO BAD

OH MY GOD THE SONGBOOK OF BENNY LAMENT AJDKAKDJF ITS ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITES

oh my GOD this is the best news I’ve heard in weeks I’m so happy for you

if not swingers, why act like swingers????!??????!!

I totally respect retrieving, rinsing, and recycling if you’re committed to that recycle grind and you’re gonna clean out the drain catch but that is NOT what was happening here lol

Oh she absolutely intended to reuse it because the next day she texted me accusing me of throwing out “her containers”

Yeah this is something my dad would do to a very psychotic extent but he is deeply in denial of how autistic he is so💀 quite similar to this roommate actually💀

Right ok thank you ahdkakdjdj it also like. Clearly contained wonton soup so like obviously fresh from a restaurant and NOT HERS ashkadkwkfkfkw

Right ok so it’s not normal

Lina oh my god. This is absolutely heartbreaking. I’m so sorry. It must feel like a missing limb.

(Just btw, the container was basically just broth and some small chunks, and you were full, you didn’t want to clog the drain with noodle and pork bits so you just sealed the container and tossed the whole thing, knowing it would be taken out the next day. Instead. It’s in your sink.)

open ended question for my sanity:

You find a container in the sink that is most definitely the container you threw out after finishing your wonton soup. Your roommate says she fished it out of the garbage when she took out the trash and was going to clean it. How do you react.

HAHAHAHAHAHA AS IF YOU ARENT THINKING IT TOO

as friends

I just think we’d have really really good. talks

I feel very platonically about these

sometimes just for fun i like to imagine a world where metoo ACTUALLY went "too far." these guys would be cowering in their safe rooms rn. we would be crowdfunding bounties. their assets would be seized and their names stricken from history.