Dr Whom

If only Kevin Costner were a pedophile, we'd be on HORIZON 3 by now

Things are going so precisely, perfectly bad today that I am seriously, literally about to call in Cursed to work

When Robots Rule

Such a great time of year for dead body disposal. Simply shove the sawed up parts in the back of a pick-up and tell anyone expressing concern, “yep, finally taking down the Halloween decorations.”

Welp. Final WTF on Monday

You think on the last episode, he'll reveal what WTF stands for? My mom won't tell me

I don't feel comfortable in my own skin, but it's illegal to even TRY ON other people's skin!

I know, that's the problem!

And with this morning's coffee sipped, time for the suffering to begin

Just like the Minions!

Just like they do cigarettes!

Krang represents humanity

What are we if not brains in human suits

Take The Cake should mean something negative

You leave my cake alone

If the Deep State were smart, they'd plant mics and cameras on the benches around Washington monuments

That's where all the secrets get spilled

Giravves

@batkaren.bsky.social

So you're saying DESPICABLE ME is a delivery device for Minions. You sit down, you start the movie, you're gonna get your fix

You're gonna get your fix, yes

A couple of years ago, deep into an ongoing mental health crisis, I sat in a theater watching BEAU IS AFRAID

Toward the end, I was all but convinced the cast was about to emerge and explain how the whole movie was about me

Now, I make this hallucination a reality:

At some dork concert for dorks

I could kill everyone in this room and none of them could stop me

I now understand why God can be cruel

Hopefully with a new mayor New York will finally be able to move on from the rampant corruption of the Mike Haggar era

One of the greatest, most disturbing quotes I've seen in a long time

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/t...

Currently reading Caroline Fraser's dark masterpiece, Murderland, which is part report, part elegy for the departure of sanity that comes from living in the Pacific Northwest. Of course, we imagine ourselves as fonts of common sense. It's our WISCONSIN DEATH TRIP.

ICE agents ICE agent
applications

they’ll take anybody

A section of a grass set aside for elderly dogs to safely play with each other is a FURassic Park.

You have read this far which means I have once again defeated you. I have taken both your time and dignity from you, and left in their place a void as deep and hopeless as the gulf between stars.

YouTube video by Worlds Intertwined 🎬 The Wrong Guy (1997) | Full Movie in English

#TheYippeeKiYayPrinciple is an alternative take on #MentalHealth and a film guide of too. One film championed in it is THE WRONG GUY, @DaveSFoley's modern comedy great. Watch it free here:

youtu.be/OYrLniRQuxs?...

... after you've bought my book first:

mybook.to/YippeeKiYay

*alien bursts through my chest

*alien looks around

*alien gets back in my chest

You, A Pedantic Fool: Actually, Frankenstein was the doctor

Me, God's Elected Servant: Oh, do you not consider playing God monstrous?

Despite my total inability to do math and general ignorance of science;

I believe I've solved the discrepancy between force and statistics in the over performance of the .380 round

Please connect me to a scientist or FBI gun person

They can't evict you if you reply to an HOA email with threats and swearing can they?

Looks like I hit a nerve

- Bad Dentist

The real monster in Dracula (1897) is the reader, for reading these people’s private correspondences without their permission