Dr Whom

And now the Democrat response

I don't like your tone

Giving up for Lent

Slightly diminish a band.

Kilodeth

*pronounces she like the*

Watch out for the dangerous, destructive mindless ice disaster hitting the country

Also beware the coming weather event

lol, Bari tapping out very early in the game. Maybe next week will be a "salute to fireworks"

It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason

Everyone’s so obsessed with how good a building’s bones are, never considering the implications such a sturdy skeletal structure has on the house-hunter/prey dynamic.

Always said 40K was a perfect set up for video games

Extraordinary detail

now i lay me down to sleep
my clone is very tired

out of my way—gotta go bully someone for their peace prize

My tummy hurts and I am mad at the government

Home invasion is an Irish Hello

Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show

AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.

FP: That’s not true

AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.

She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Jim Morrison: hello. I love you. Let me jump in your game

DM: For the last time NO

for fucking decades i've had to listen to right wingers jerk off to their fantasies of masked federal agents turning their guns on innocent Americans and then the moment it actually happens they're sniveling boot-licking scum

A country that does not militarily insist on POINT BLANK entering The Criterion Collection is no country at all

The reason you have to put together your own furniture now is because of Big Allen Wrench

Game boss: "I AM GUN GUY, THE GUY WHO SHOOTS THINGS WITH A GUN!"

*Defeats Gun Guy*

Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*

Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."

Well, rooftop crossbow is mounted

Chimney net deployed

Poison milk and cookies left conspicuously out

Merry Christmas and a good haul to all!

The Insane Clown Posse has 2 movies

One a blaxploitation crime movie, the other a western

I feel they owe us one more; a Christmas movie

Their money will end up going to the state to keep them medicated

Which will not cease my haunting. Scrooge got off LIGHT

Forced to be at work on Christmas Eve because of all the people who didn't learn from all those Christmas specials

The pain was indescribable

He opened his eyes to an indescribable sky. What he saw next was likewise indescribable

He continued attempting to write. The effort was, as you may have anticipated, indescribable

Bold of you to test me when my country does not solve murders

If only Kevin Costner were a pedophile, we'd be on HORIZON 3 by now

Things are going so precisely, perfectly bad today that I am seriously, literally about to call in Cursed to work