Salty Buccaneer 🧂🏴‍☠️🟥🟧⬜️

That bitch ass South African fascist sent me an email. Said I was no longer eligible for revenue sharing— despite my content generating MILLIONS of views/interax over past 180 days.

W/E I don’t need the extra income. But don’t lie & say I’m not doing numbers when I have the analytics on my side.

We live in a society, where tragedies like what the media did to Kyren Lacy, can still occur. How fucked up is that?

Nothing has changed.

Nothing will any time soon.

And that’s frustrating as hell.

It’s super bad to suggest someone is in hell, right, Republicans?

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Honestly. I regret not doing it sooner.

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

McCarthyism & Fascism packed into one stupid crackpipe for the hypocritical patriots of the MAGA ideology

“I think he’s obviously the greatest president we’ve ever had. He just like, you know, says what’s on his mind and you just gotta love that about him.”

Petulant fucking spoiled entitled rotten tangerine child.

Hope keeping trans persons from playing Womens badminton was worth dying from nuclear fallout.

You stupid fucking MAGAs.

Taco was crying too

And in case you aren’t well versed in the history of 1930s/40s Germany…

We’ve literally had like 48 years of Star Wars lore to prepare us for the political fuckery we’re living through today 🇺🇸

Happy Barack Obama Appreciation Day 🇺🇸 🫡

Protesting is cool n all… but like y’all could’ve protested your asses to the polling booths in November to avoid all of this.

*SPOILER ALERT*
Immigration forces do not succeed in deporting him, despite their heinous efforts— and he is permitted to stay in America.

Genre:
Fantasy

Illegal alien/accused criminal from foreign land seeks asylum in the 🇺🇸

He is hunted by various government agencies, while trying to assimilate to American culture & find his niche as a contributing member of society, all while staying with an American family in the midst of a social work case.

That 🇺🇸 2028 POTUS campaign announcement finna hit like 100% pure Colombiana powder

Right wing media will be the first to report on a gang shooting in blue Chicago, but it’s never “the right time to discuss gun reform” when a school shooting happens in a red state like TX or FL

#Blessed

#ElonSucks

Welcome back Chris Godwin!!!

Your cell phone has more privacy rights than a woman does to her reproductive system.

What a country 🇺🇸 🙄

Hitler, if he had social media in the summer of ‘39:

Predictably, the cult on Elon’s app tried to push false narratives he died at 47 from vaccine side effects— they were too ignorant to realize he committed suicide.

"There's a storm coming, Mr. Thompson. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us."
— Luigi Mangione

☕️

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

Healthcare CEO’s being gunned down in the streets of NYC was literally one of the least surprising things to happen in 2024

Might be getting my Twitter account unlocked at noon 🤞