Bodhi Twentythree

My dog just coughed politely to let me know she wanted to come in.

I only like Christmas because I get to spend multiple hours behind locked doors pretending to wrap presents.

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Christmas this year is hilarious.

A bunch of RW MAGA "Christians" celebrating the birth of a dark skinned refugee who, along with his teachings, they have recently abandoned citing his wokeness.
The literal reason for the season and they hate him like they hate Libs.

Absolutely asinine.

A seed starting tray of soil with some tiny green sprouts coming up. The tags in the picture top Left to bottom Right: Basil, Large Leaf Lettuce Lovage Mexican Mint

I started some herb seeds Saturday and some are already sprouting! 🌱

I've never started seeds this time of year but I want fresh herbs and I refuse to be extorted by the grocery stores.

My nostalgia got run over by awareness

Watched Santa Claus is Comin to Town and heard the song "If You Sit On My Lap Today (Be Prepared to Pay)"...
Apparently Santa is in the Epstein Files too.

After being away for a few days, the feeling of crawling into your own bed at last can't be beat.

ME: wouldn’t it be nice to wake up to the gentle songs of small birds and ease into the day with a little poetry

A HATEFUL UNIVERSE: poetry you say

My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.

anybody know the cutoff when kmart puts your layaway back

My dog is trying to occupy the same space as me. Yet still she claims she's not getting enough attention.

Why is everything "*core" now?

Wrong answers only.

A huge billboard with no ad, but a street artist painted Skeletor with his arms raised in fists above his head. The words "SKELETOR" are above, and "UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER" below. Some human made this art, and some human took a picture of it - which is also art.

YouTube video by EurythmicsVEVO Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Here Comes The Rain Again (Remastered)

youtu.be/TzFnYcIqj6I?...

Why don’t lima beans taste like limes?

A question I've been asking since I was 9....

Australian diamond python is in the spice shelves of a grocery store. The spice bottles are in disarray. The way its mouth is set makes it look like a grimace.

When Carl accepted the role of the sand worm in the local production of Dune, he had no idea how low "low budget" could go. The regret was flowing.

I think I got hit on by a guy half my age.
The fact that I didn't know should indicate several things... Not least that I hadn't a clue I was being flirted with.

Used to be a time when my notifications were texts and chats.
Now it's just reminders to take pills.

Doctor's office is playing gen x radio.

We refuse to refer to it as "classic radio".

*pumps fist* yeesssss!

*quietly under my breath* somebody please get the fall of Rome joke please please please

Is somebody playing the violin yet? Seems like that'd be appropriate given how hot things are...

Is there anything worse than people?

I can't even come up with anything witty to say about it.

*gestures broadly at the US*

Fucks sake people.

That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're".

If we give it just a little bit more time, every joke in Blazing Saddles will be relevant again.

Just realized I'm a basic white girl. Drinking pumpkin spice lattes and telling people to do yoga.

Might be looking up the etsy witches for a spell. By all reports, they're 2 for 2 this week.