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This is the best account I follow.

This must be either a previously undiscovered, prescient Goya, or a facsimile thereof. Beautiful, but also an atrocious subject matter.

If you find yourself in Memphis, and you are downtown, and you are hungry go to Earnestine and Hazels’s.

Dickless chode

Are the parents being properly shamed?

I’m getting this tattooed.

Not all people who hate The Last Jedi are dumb motherfuckers, but if you’re a dumb motherfucker odds are you hate The Last Jedi.

Dude, you are singing tenor tonight.

Ha! I was just reading mine, too.

I’ve been alive for almost 42 years.

Maybe. I certainly think the world would be better if you took a long walk off a short pier. Go swim, ya chump.

Yes, that is correct. But, you don’t have to tell the world how every last thing makes you feel. You could just live your life. The next time you dislike something, just move onto your next activity. The world will say thank you. All you have to do is listen.

Buncha haters in these comments. I thought BlueSky was meant to be different. Nope, just a bunch of talentless bumpkins talking shit.

Look the price of freedom is that airplanes crash more. If you don't like it move to china

Love your work. I cancelled all of my META accounts, and I’m thrilled you are here.

YouTube video by Letters Live "P.S. This is my favorite memo ever" Matt Berry reads Matt Stone memo to the MPAA

😂
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For the visual learners...

YouTube video by Kris Kristofferson - Topic Border Lord

You should try Kris Kristofferson.

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Virtuosity. You didn’t say “change my life in a life affirming/look at this incredible art” kind of way. This is a “what in the hell is this?” Kind of life change. In that way it is perfect. Virtuosity.

If California wants disaster relief money, it will find something for Kevin Sorbo to do. This is non-negotiable. There are a lot of movies made in California every year. Surely, he can be guy with mop or man in stairway in at least a few of them.

Wow! I had this thought earlier. It’d be hilarious if it weren’t so accurate.

Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working

Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
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That left hand though

The best movie of the year was Nosferatu.
The best Director of the year was Robert Eggers.
The best adapted screenplay of the year was Robert Eggers.
The best cinematography of the year was Jarin Blaschke.
The best costumes were by Linda Muir and David Schwed.
Best makeup was Sally Alcot.
#oscars

The TIFFANY PROBLEM occurs when a historical novel or film contains details that seem too modern to be true but are in fact correct for the time. The name Tiffany is one such example, it dates back to at least the 12th century.