Conor

Got in an uber and the drivers listening to murder podcast 😕

When did Jesus get a middle name? What’s the H for?

The Chair Company makes me yearn for Suburban Ohio.

Hurt my back being the bottom of a cheer pyramid in an improv scene the other day. So that’s how my like is going take it as you will.

But is Spock ok?

Remember kids it’s Pumpkin Spice season not Pump in ICE season

I guess Kraft singles again

Hope there’s no weird sex thing going on at 35 anniversary screening of the live action TMNT-oh god damn it!

Guys only want one thing

Actor Dean Cain, who played Superman in the '90s, reveals he joined ICE Dean Cain, who starred in "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman," made a recruitment video for the agency Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

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For someone that was SuperMan he’s moving pretty Bizarre yo

That L is doing some real heavy lifting

Oh I thought they were cured of that

This is the first time shouting into the internet void actually worked. Thank you

“My blood sugar is low”
“Let me slow cook you a chicken”
The Bear is a comedy guys idk what to tell you

You have no idea how frustrating it is to not have any context for the fucking orc city thing. The fuck is that shit

Nothing says first day of summer like a broken AC first thing in the morning

Are the cosplaying The Blues Brothers without sunglasses or are they chill Amish

This is the future liberals want

Repeat the city’s name again slowly.

Tomorrow is a strange choice I’ll be honest

Stay out of my bedroom Dude Wipes

Bro ive been where you are, just grab some ice cream and call him tomorrow

In other news Trump
Has announced that Adrian dude, who’s DEFINITELY NOT Musks burner account as new head of DOGE

Superman under arrest and being escorted in cuffs

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"

The left strikes again 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Wild that Sonic’s ad line is “gotta live free” since after eating there I find myself confined to the bathroom

Wow the Gemstone family has fallen on hard times

It just feels nice sometimes

nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747