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@conortm98.bsky.social

It’s sky o clock Actor-Writer-Eater of too much pasta

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Fells like Ash Wednesday comes quicker every year

18.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hear next year TPUSA will be counter programming the puppy bowl with the kitten bowl because they’re all a bunch of pussies

09.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chicago roads after snow

30.01.2026 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Scam texts are getting funner and more insulting

29.01.2026 22:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I should call her

24.01.2026 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got in an uber and the drivers listening to murder podcast 😕

26.10.2025 00:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When did Jesus get a middle name? What’s the H for?

22.10.2025 13:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Chair Company makes me yearn for Suburban Ohio.

21.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hurt my back being the bottom of a cheer pyramid in an improv scene the other day. So that’s how my like is going take it as you will.

08.10.2025 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But is Spock ok?

10.09.2025 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember kids it’s Pumpkin Spice season not Pump in ICE season

03.09.2025 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess Kraft singles again

02.09.2025 12:19 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Hope there’s no weird sex thing going on at 35 anniversary screening of the live action TMNT-oh god damn it!

17.08.2025 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Guys only want one thing

11.08.2025 18:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Actor Dean Cain, who played Superman in the '90s, reveals he joined ICE Dean Cain, who starred in "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman," made a recruitment video for the agency Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

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For someone that was SuperMan he’s moving pretty Bizarre yo

07.08.2025 21:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That L is doing some real heavy lifting

25.07.2025 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh I thought they were cured of that

22.07.2025 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the first time shouting into the internet void actually worked. Thank you

08.07.2025 00:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“My blood sugar is low”
“Let me slow cook you a chicken”
The Bear is a comedy guys idk what to tell you

08.07.2025 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You have no idea how frustrating it is to not have any context for the fucking orc city thing. The fuck is that shit

07.07.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nothing says first day of summer like a broken AC first thing in the morning

21.06.2025 13:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are the cosplaying The Blues Brothers without sunglasses or are they chill Amish

13.06.2025 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is the future liberals want

13.06.2025 01:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Repeat the city’s name again slowly.

09.06.2025 23:16 — 👍 1908    🔁 198    💬 21    📌 3

Tomorrow is a strange choice I’ll be honest

09.06.2025 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Stay out of my bedroom Dude Wipes

08.06.2025 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bro ive been where you are, just grab some ice cream and call him tomorrow

06.06.2025 13:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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In other news Trump
Has announced that Adrian dude, who’s DEFINITELY NOT Musks burner account as new head of DOGE

29.05.2025 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Superman under arrest and being escorted in cuffs

Superman under arrest and being escorted in cuffs

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"

14.05.2025 21:55 — 👍 4201    🔁 761    💬 49    📌 42