The Guardian of the Fourth Wall/Guardiyeen

"NEW TO LIBRARY" "Super Battle Golf"

Alright, I've been thoroughly convinced.

Epic Games Make Your Own Content Instead of Using Pre-Existing Challenge (Actually Impossible) (They've Forgotten How to Make Their Own Stuff)

Fr tho holy shit

Ah yes, let's all just start wasting money on fake views and engagement so we can get a small boost in the algorithm.

What in the 9 circles of fuck is this guy on????

a wolf floating in a space suit with its helmet off and flames coming out of the neck of the space suit. the earth can see seen among space and stars in the background.

magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/MSXF...

Holy moly, is Microsoft PURPOSEFULLY being dense? Like there's NO WAY they don't see the backlash from the Windows 11 stuff, right? Are they just purposefully NOT taking the hint?

Like genuinely there's no way they looked at this and thought "yeah our customer base will love this."

So I hit myself with a car door today. It wasn't very pleasant lmao

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

a gingerbread man is standing in a dark room with the words youtube.com/@gots on the bottom right Alt: REPO character opening their mouth repeatedly.

The developers of R.E.P.O. need to consider making a piece of merch that is the player characters but as Pez/candy dispensers.

Yup, split pretty bad too.

Reached out to Valve support to see if they can do anything about it. I doubt I'll get very far as the headset has been out of warranty for a while but it's at least worth a shot, right?

Yeah I'm thinking that might be one of my better options here.

Might also see if Valve will RMA it, worth a shot at least, right?

So, uh, I guess if anyone has any ideas as to how I should go about fixing this, feel free to suggest some haha

The side of a Valve Index. A piece has cracked and springs have now become exposed.

Uh oh

Payment processors should stick to handling money and keep their fucking noses out of people's businesses.

Look at all these wonderful faces~

Welcome to the team, folks!

𝔄𝔰 𝔑𝔢𝔴 𝔏𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔖𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔰 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔢𝔯, 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 𝔈𝔵𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰.

𝔒𝔲𝔯 𝔑𝔢𝔴 𝔇𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔚𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔈𝔯𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔳𝔦𝔩 𝔉𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔚𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 𝔄𝔫𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℌ𝔬𝔭𝔢 𝔒𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔢.

𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔗𝔬 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔲𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔉𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰, 𝔑𝔢𝔴 𝔇𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔰!

I was going to mention Zelda in my original post but there's still time left in the year for them to do a late one, so I'm holding out hope for that. Metroid is also later in the year so we might still get something from that.

Regardless, I still think Mario got done the worst so far.

An illustration of Pombon, one of the starter Pokémon for Pokémon Winds/Waves.

That being said, I would protect this little guy with my life lmao

a video game character sitting on a set of stairs in the rain Alt: Mario sitting on a set of stairs in the rain

While I am happy that Pokémon had a pretty large and exciting 30th anniversary, I can't help but be just a bit upset about how it was a MUCH better celebration than Mario's 40th anniversary a few months prior.

Like let's be honest here, Nintendo did Mario HELLA dirty.

spongebob squarepants is sitting in front of a computer and screaming internally . Alt: Spongebob Squarepants sitting in front of a computer screaming internally.

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeh the sick got worse

Well shit, it would appear that the sickness has taken my voice. Stupid sickness. >.>

THIS

So many artists stop creating because of a lack of positive feedback. Leaving a nice comment is literally never a bad idea.

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters they’ve created.

The stories they’ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They don’t.

Tell. Them.

Yup, I definitely got sick again. That sucks. :/

Maaaaaan I want to watch Iron Lung again

REALLY fucking tired of everything on the internet starting to ask for government ID.

Seriously I'm not mincing words when I say that this surveillance state bullshit needs to fuck off and die.

CAN LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING STOP FUCKING ASKING FOR MY FUCKING ID I'M NOT FUCKING GIVING IT TO YOU FUCK OFF

You know I don't think there were enough FUCKS in that sentence.