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πŸ”žMinors DNIπŸ”ž Home of the Guardian and Guardiyeen. Guarding the 4th Wall since 2011. WARNING: furry trash lies ahead. 31 | Aspiring Game Dev | Multimedia Storyteller | Retro FPS Fanatic | Sometimes a Hyena https://www.twitch.tv/guardianofthefourthwall

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"NEW TO LIBRARY"
"Super Battle Golf"

"NEW TO LIBRARY" "Super Battle Golf"

Alright, I've been thoroughly convinced.

05.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Epic Games Make Your Own Content Instead of Using Pre-Existing Challenge (Actually Impossible) (They've Forgotten How to Make Their Own Stuff)

05.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fr tho holy shit

04.03.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, let's all just start wasting money on fake views and engagement so we can get a small boost in the algorithm.

What in the 9 circles of fuck is this guy on????

04.03.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a wolf floating in a space suit with its helmet off and flames coming out of the neck of the space suit. the earth can see seen among space and stars in the background.

a wolf floating in a space suit with its helmet off and flames coming out of the neck of the space suit. the earth can see seen among space and stars in the background.

magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/MSXF...

16.02.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4779    πŸ” 1435    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 95

Holy moly, is Microsoft PURPOSEFULLY being dense? Like there's NO WAY they don't see the backlash from the Windows 11 stuff, right? Are they just purposefully NOT taking the hint?

Like genuinely there's no way they looked at this and thought "yeah our customer base will love this."

04.03.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11734    πŸ” 5515    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 72

So I hit myself with a car door today. It wasn't very pleasant lmao

04.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

02.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 13175    πŸ” 5927    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 56
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a gingerbread man is standing in a dark room with the words youtube.com/@gots on the bottom right Alt: REPO character opening their mouth repeatedly.

The developers of R.E.P.O. need to consider making a piece of merch that is the player characters but as Pez/candy dispensers.

02.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup, split pretty bad too.

01.03.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reached out to Valve support to see if they can do anything about it. I doubt I'll get very far as the headset has been out of warranty for a while but it's at least worth a shot, right?

01.03.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I'm thinking that might be one of my better options here.

Might also see if Valve will RMA it, worth a shot at least, right?

01.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So, uh, I guess if anyone has any ideas as to how I should go about fixing this, feel free to suggest some haha

01.03.2026 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The side of a Valve Index. A piece has cracked and springs have now become exposed.

The side of a Valve Index. A piece has cracked and springs have now become exposed.

Uh oh

01.03.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Payment processors should stick to handling money and keep their fucking noses out of people's businesses.

28.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at all these wonderful faces~

Welcome to the team, folks!

28.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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𝔄𝔰 𝔑𝔒𝔴 𝔏𝔦𝔀π”₯𝔱 𝔖π”₯𝔦𝔫𝔒𝔰 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔀π”₯𝔱𝔒𝔯, 𝔗π”₯𝔒 𝔖π”₯π”žπ”‘π”¬π”΄ π”ˆπ”΅π”±π”’π”«π”‘π”° 𝔗π”₯𝔒𝔦𝔯 π”‡π”žπ”―π”¨π”«π”’π”°π”°.

𝔒𝔲𝔯 𝔑𝔒𝔴 𝔇𝔒𝔣𝔒𝔫𝔑𝔒𝔯𝔰 π”šπ”¦π”©π”© π”ˆπ”―π”žπ”‘π”¦π” π”žπ”±π”’ 𝔗π”₯𝔒 π”ˆπ”³π”¦π”© 𝔉𝔯𝔬π”ͺ 𝔗π”₯𝔦𝔰 π”šπ”¬π”―π”©π”‘ 𝔄𝔫𝔑 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔀 β„Œπ”¬π”­π”’ 𝔒𝔫𝔠𝔒 𝔐𝔬𝔯𝔒.

π”šπ”’π”©π” π”¬π”ͺ𝔒 𝔗𝔬 𝔗π”₯𝔒 𝔉𝔲𝔯𝔯𝔢 𝔉𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔯𝔒𝔰𝔰, 𝔑𝔒𝔴 𝔇𝔒𝔣𝔒𝔫𝔑𝔒𝔯𝔰!

28.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 25

I was going to mention Zelda in my original post but there's still time left in the year for them to do a late one, so I'm holding out hope for that. Metroid is also later in the year so we might still get something from that.

Regardless, I still think Mario got done the worst so far.

27.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An illustration of Pombon, one of the starter PokΓ©mon for PokΓ©mon Winds/Waves.

An illustration of Pombon, one of the starter PokΓ©mon for PokΓ©mon Winds/Waves.

That being said, I would protect this little guy with my life lmao

27.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a video game character sitting on a set of stairs in the rain Alt: Mario sitting on a set of stairs in the rain

While I am happy that PokΓ©mon had a pretty large and exciting 30th anniversary, I can't help but be just a bit upset about how it was a MUCH better celebration than Mario's 40th anniversary a few months prior.

Like let's be honest here, Nintendo did Mario HELLA dirty.

27.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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spongebob squarepants is sitting in front of a computer and screaming internally . Alt: Spongebob Squarepants sitting in front of a computer screaming internally.

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeh the sick got worse

26.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well shit, it would appear that the sickness has taken my voice. Stupid sickness. >.>

26.02.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS

So many artists stop creating because of a lack of positive feedback. Leaving a nice comment is literally never a bad idea.

25.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 468    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters they’ve created.

The stories they’ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They don’t.

Tell. Them.

24.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 13062    πŸ” 6643    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 194

Yup, I definitely got sick again. That sucks. :/

25.02.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maaaaaan I want to watch Iron Lung again

23.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

REALLY fucking tired of everything on the internet starting to ask for government ID.

23.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously I'm not mincing words when I say that this surveillance state bullshit needs to fuck off and die.

23.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CAN LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING STOP FUCKING ASKING FOR MY FUCKING ID I'M NOT FUCKING GIVING IT TO YOU FUCK OFF

You know I don't think there were enough FUCKS in that sentence.

23.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0