Hunter

alternate universe where everything is the same except some idiot goes 100mph on PGBT and accidentally crashes into Godzilla

Roses are red
I'm not on a boat
If you hate aro people
I'll go for your throat

the ‘i wish all __ a very __’ Bugs Bunny meme (black background with the top half of Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo with a red rose boutonnière, crossing his hands in a classy manner) that i edited to say: ‘i wish all non alt text users a very please use alt text’

Thesaurus results for BIRD Synonyms for BIRD: person, man, life, guy, creature, duck, fish, human; Antonyms of BIRD: animal, beast, critter, brute, beastie, cheer, applause, clapping

this is real btw www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/bird

Merriam-Webster thesaurus website screenshot for the word "bird". The top-listed definition is "as in 'person'; a member of the human race", and the provided example sentence is, "they're a couple of tough old birds who can manage without any interference from their grandchildren".

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who is Anton and why are so many people telling me to Jack him off

Swan

Bullet point in the Trivia section of the "Quincy" page on the Fandom wiki for the Bloons series: His line "I am Quincy, son of Quincy." may be a reference to the "I Am X, Son of Y" trope. It may also be a reference to the "Earl, son of Earl" greentext (link contains strong language), where the player created thousands of the same characters, each having the same statistics and name as the last one. Alternatively, it could also be a reference to the quote "I am Aragorn son of Arathorn" from Lord of the Rings. Additionally, the descriptions of Quincy's alternate skins also have this line in some way, with the Wolfpack Quincy skin having the line "...he is Quincy, ancestor of Quincy.", and the Cyber Quincy having the line "He is Quincy, evolved from Quincy."

Alternatively, you get someone saying, "I don't actually have a source with a concrete answer, so I'm gonna bring up a crapton of inanities with varying degrees of relatedness to what I was yapping about."

If you're seeing encouragement/demands to do alt text and you're overwhelmed or confused about how to do it and you're worried you're going to do it wrong...

this thread is for you.

First: prompt questions to get you started.

When you think about it, Jack and Annie witnessed major historical tragedies firsthand yet, guided by science and the Matter of Britain, still chose to bring hope to everyone they met.

Honestly? I respect those kids and their treehouse more than I'll ever respect RFK Jr.

I absolutely despise Samsung as a company but I thank the universe every day for Sound Assistant on their phones

Brushing up on political theory by listening to audiobooks while Vylet Pony's 'Monarch of Monsters' plays at 2/3 volume in the background (doing both at once is kinda the peak of my auDHD)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I'm so sorry for your loss :( 🫂

censorship: i dont like this thing, therefore it shouldn’t exist
not censorship: asking people to add content warnings and tag their nsfw work as nsfw so people who don’t want to see that stuff won’t

Everyone throw moldy tomatoes at Darren Aranofsky.

let me join you, I'll deface their graves with neopronouns and "fuck your culture war"

Two-panel meme of Quincy (cartoon monkey wearing a gray jacket and shooting a bow and arrow) from the Bloons series. The first panel has him saying, "I'm gonna act super cute" (specific art depicted is from Bloons Card Storm), while the second panel contains a plushie of him at a roughly 3/4 angle, implying he transformed into a plushie.

is this anything

#bloons #btd6

watching another post spreading misinformation about the "is Miku AI" debacle getting numbers but instead of fighting in the comments I'm just gonna make my own post

so. is vocaloid gen AI?? short answer: it depends, sometimes, and yes in the way you're thinking, but also not really

long answer:

yall gotta start putting your brains inside your head before you post an opinion online im begging

Now THAT'S What I Call GAY JAZZ X
Remix a BANGER OF ALL TIME
All remixes accepted!!
You have until FRIDAY
More details in image :D

A reminder for my fellow asexual and aromantic peeps.

You don't owe anyone sex, or sexelessness, or an explanation. You just have to be. Don't let anyone take that from you.

If you're gonna give money to anything, give it to grassroots orgs that operate on the ground. Give it to the people ICE are most likely to target. Give it to literally any group other than the bootlicking embarrassments that are the Dems.

What that is, is not my place to enforce—but remain aware.

Pathetic how some people put more effort into trolling others via nondescript "alt text" that says absolutely nothing useful than they do…y'know…writing good alt text…

Ableism is a conscious choice.

Wikipedia birthday *and* a Sonic the Hedgehog anniversary trailer holy wow today is a big day for autistic people

GirlSense's gaming section was actually what exposed me to Bloons for the very first time. I'll always be grateful for that.

Back when I was 9–10 years old (and thought I was cis), there was this dress-up website called GirlSense on which users could design clothes and "sell" them in their own virtual boutiques. It shut down in 2011–12 or so, though, and its spiritual successor was some forum.

I don't remember posting this

that looks so fucking good 🤤