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Life Cycle Assessment survivor. Previously hunted for methane leaks. Formerly terminated by DOGE and forced out with the latest fork in the road.

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Exactly how I feel about my ZDX which is basically the same car

25.11.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My hot take is that not vaccinating kids against whooping cough if they can get it is abuse.

25.11.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Slow Cooker Sage and Sausage Stuffing Recipe Bread puddings and other moist dishes come out extremely well when cooked in a slow cooker. This classic stuffing, flavored with sage and pork sausage, is no different.

Nothing fancy but Kenji's slow cooker stuffing. It is a solid dish but crucially it completely frees up oven time. www.seriouseats.com/slow-cooker-...

25.11.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tampopo (Jūzō Itami, 1985)

a man gazing into the camera saying


first contemplate the ramen

Tampopo (Jūzō Itami, 1985) a man gazing into the camera saying first contemplate the ramen

I am always saying this

24.11.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

23.11.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1175    πŸ” 200    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 67

Do you have a link? I know someone who is shopping PhD programs.

22.11.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Emily is the best and anyone thinking of considering a PhD program should run not walk to apply!

22.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CDC moves to end telework for employees, including those with medical needs The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has ended full-time telework agreements for reasonable accommodations, employees say.

Scoop: The CDC is moving to end telework agreements for employees with disabilities β€” again

www.statnews.com/2025/11/21/c...

21.11.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.

An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.

21.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1473    πŸ” 595    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 135

Corey Perry still sucks

21.11.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man I love Collin Graf

21.11.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Summers Visited Epstein’s Island During 2005 Honeymoon | News | The Harvard Crimson In the winter of 2005, just after their wedding at Elmwood β€” the Harvard president’s official residence β€” Lawrence H. Summers and his wife, Elisa F. New, traded Cambridge’s cold for a warmer escape.

The Harvard Crimson kids are kicking ass on this Larry Summers story.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

20.11.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7

man those silver helmets look so goofy on the teevee

21.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Landfill Methane Regulation | California Air Resources Board California’s Landfill Methane Regulation (LMR) requires municipal solid waste landfills to reduce methane and other air pollutant emissions through emissions monitoring and through capturing fugitive ...

My former colleagues at CARB got the Board to adopt an update to the Landfill Methane Regulation which will require much more pervasive and strict LDAR. Amongst the least sexy of regulations but will without ambiguity reduce emissions and improve communities. ww2.arb.ca.gov/our-work/pro...

21.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PostdocAd-FarmFlux Postdoctoral Associate: aircraft-based measurements of atmospheric ammonia Join our team! The atmospheric chemistry group at the University of Minnesota (UMN) seeks applications for a Postdoctoral A...

Postdoc opening: airborne NH3 measurements

Join our team! The UMN atmospheric chemistry group is recruiting a postdoc to collect and analyze airborne NH3 measurements as part of NASA FarmFlux.

See z.umn.edu/aw67 for details, & contact Julieta (junco004@umn.edu) and I (dbm@umn.edu) with questions!

20.11.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It was just the set up for the David Brooks joke.

19.11.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
On official UC letterhead: 
UNIVERSITY
OF
CALIFORNIA
James B. Milliken President
Office of the President
1111 Franklin Street Oakland, CA 94607
universityofcalifornia.edu
CAMPUSES Berkeley
Davis
Irvine
UCLA
Merced
Riverside San Diego San Francisco
Santa Barbara Santa Cruz
MEDICAL CENTERS
Davis
Irvine
UCLA
San Diego
San Francisco
NATIONAL LABORATORIES Lawrence Berkeley Lawrence Livermore Los Alamos
DIVISION OF AGRICULTURE AND NATURAL RESOURCES
November 18, 2025
Dear Chancellors:
I'm writing with regard to the President's Postdoctoral Fellowship Program (PPFP) and the program's associated faculty hiring incentive.
As you know, for more than 40 years, PPFP has provided postdoctoral research fellowships, professional development, and faculty mentoring to scholars in all fields whose research, teaching, and service advance the academic and research missions of the University of California.
Since 2003, UC campuses that hire current and former PPFP fellows into ladder-rank positions have been eligible for a hiring incentive funded by the University that provides support for newly hired fellows for five years. Since the creation of the incentive, more than $162 million has been invested by the University to support PPFP faculty hires. This commitment has enabled our campuses to successfully recruit and retain outstanding faculty across a range of disciplines.
Given the myriad challenges currently facing UC - including disruptions to billions of dollars in annual federal support, as well as uncertainty around the state budget- reasonable questions were raised in recent months about whether the University could maintain the commitment to current levels of incentive funding. After considering a recommendation to sunset the incentive program due to these significant fiscal constraints, I consulted with all of you as well as faculty and campus academic administrators and systemwide Academic Senate leadership.
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On official UC letterhead: UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA James B. Milliken President Office of the President 1111 Franklin Street Oakland, CA 94607 universityofcalifornia.edu CAMPUSES Berkeley Davis Irvine UCLA Merced Riverside San Diego San Francisco Santa Barbara Santa Cruz MEDICAL CENTERS Davis Irvine UCLA San Diego San Francisco NATIONAL LABORATORIES Lawrence Berkeley Lawrence Livermore Los Alamos DIVISION OF AGRICULTURE AND NATURAL RESOURCES November 18, 2025 Dear Chancellors: I'm writing with regard to the President's Postdoctoral Fellowship Program (PPFP) and the program's associated faculty hiring incentive. As you know, for more than 40 years, PPFP has provided postdoctoral research fellowships, professional development, and faculty mentoring to scholars in all fields whose research, teaching, and service advance the academic and research missions of the University of California. Since 2003, UC campuses that hire current and former PPFP fellows into ladder-rank positions have been eligible for a hiring incentive funded by the University that provides support for newly hired fellows for five years. Since the creation of the incentive, more than $162 million has been invested by the University to support PPFP faculty hires. This commitment has enabled our campuses to successfully recruit and retain outstanding faculty across a range of disciplines. Given the myriad challenges currently facing UC - including disruptions to billions of dollars in annual federal support, as well as uncertainty around the state budget- reasonable questions were raised in recent months about whether the University could maintain the commitment to current levels of incentive funding. After considering a recommendation to sunset the incentive program due to these significant fiscal constraints, I consulted with all of you as well as faculty and campus academic administrators and systemwide Academic Senate leadership. [continued on next image]

After learning more about the history and success of the program and weighing the thoughtful perspectives that have been shared, I have concluded that barring extraordinary financial setbacks, the PPFP faculty hiring incentive program will continue while the University continues to assess the program's structure as well as its long-term financial sustainability. As a result of our continuing consultation and review, there may be consideration of some changes to elements of the program including the total number of incentives supported, a number that has fluctuated significantly over the years, and how the awards are distributed among campuses. In the meantime, the University will continue to fund the PPFP faculty hiring incentive program and campuses may continue to take advantage of these incentives. We will have an opportunity to discuss any potential changes prior to adoption.
As we look to the future, I will continue to engage with faculty leaders, program stakeholders, and UC community members about this important program. I especially appreciate the thoughtful perspectives shared in recent weeks by Academic Council Chair Palazoglu and Vice Chair Scott, the Council of Graduate Deans, UC faculty members, and you as our campus leaders.

Sincerely,
James B. Milliken
President

After learning more about the history and success of the program and weighing the thoughtful perspectives that have been shared, I have concluded that barring extraordinary financial setbacks, the PPFP faculty hiring incentive program will continue while the University continues to assess the program's structure as well as its long-term financial sustainability. As a result of our continuing consultation and review, there may be consideration of some changes to elements of the program including the total number of incentives supported, a number that has fluctuated significantly over the years, and how the awards are distributed among campuses. In the meantime, the University will continue to fund the PPFP faculty hiring incentive program and campuses may continue to take advantage of these incentives. We will have an opportunity to discuss any potential changes prior to adoption. As we look to the future, I will continue to engage with faculty leaders, program stakeholders, and UC community members about this important program. I especially appreciate the thoughtful perspectives shared in recent weeks by Academic Council Chair Palazoglu and Vice Chair Scott, the Council of Graduate Deans, UC faculty members, and you as our campus leaders. Sincerely, James B. Milliken President

WE JUST KEEP WINNING. (UC President's Postdoctoral Fellowship Program RESTORED!!!!)

18.11.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 933    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 16
Duane Puryear holding the AIDS quilt panel he completed before his death. It reads "MY NAME IS DUANE KEARNS PURYEAR. I WAS BORN ON DECEMBER 20, 1964. I WAS DIAGONISED WITH AIDS ON SEPTEMBER 7, 1987 AT 4:45 PM. I WAS 22 YEARS OLD. SOMETIMES, IT MAKES ME VERY SAD. I MADE THIS PANEL MYSELF. IF YOU ARE READING IT. I AM DEAD..."

Duane Puryear holding the AIDS quilt panel he completed before his death. It reads "MY NAME IS DUANE KEARNS PURYEAR. I WAS BORN ON DECEMBER 20, 1964. I WAS DIAGONISED WITH AIDS ON SEPTEMBER 7, 1987 AT 4:45 PM. I WAS 22 YEARS OLD. SOMETIMES, IT MAKES ME VERY SAD. I MADE THIS PANEL MYSELF. IF YOU ARE READING IT. I AM DEAD..."

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

05.03.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12343    πŸ” 3326    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 85

It never gets old.

19.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Things that will get you kicked out of academia forever:
- taking maternity leave at the wrong time
- spending too much time with your kids
- reporting harassment
- not moving every 2-3 years
- taking a partner's job/preferences into account
- mouthing off before tenure

18.11.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1169    πŸ” 291    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6
photo of an em dash drawn on a piece of paper in pencil

photo of an em dash drawn on a piece of paper in pencil

chatgpt is down, post handmade em dashes

18.11.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1300    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 10

I love this thread so much. Just incredible.

17.11.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Tribe Called Quest, Daft Punk, OutKast

16.11.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anything Ran is underrated.

15.11.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alice has been such a brilliant light in the world for her joy, her passion, and her commitment to disability justice. May she rest in power.

15.11.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 254    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Toad sits glumly on his bed while Frog looks on.

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

Toad sits glumly on his bed while Frog looks on. From "Tomorrow" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

Toad sat on the edge of his bed. β€œBlah,” said Toad. β€œI feel down in the dumps.”

β€œWhy?” asked Frog.

β€œI am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.

15.11.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 673    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 16

This would be absolutely devastating.

14.11.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woah

14.11.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Bay Area rn

13.11.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
don't shoot the pianist - Chopin 2025: detailed scoring

There was some basic analysis done looking at previous competitions looking specifically about correlation between judges, variance between competitors and the impact of score clamping. euge.ca/chopin-2025

13.11.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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