Deadly Kitten deadlykitten - Bluesky Statics

27.11.2024 02:41 — 👍 7375 🔁 1136 💬 230 📌 42

On behalf of someone who's been delivering UberEats for like a week. TIP YOUR DRIVERS!!!! Thank you.

12.02.2024 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You lay in the long grass
Staring at nothing
Eyes eaten out by birds
Flowers erupt
From your gut
You must have eaten seeds
Before you died

#poetry #dark

17.12.2023 01:53 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

“unfinished painting” (1989) by keith haring. part of the canvas is filled with his art, but the rest is blank. he died of AIDS before he could finish it.

i saw this for the first time irl and i cried

11.12.2023 01:05 — 👍 419 🔁 85 💬 13 📌 2

What up Gaymers how we feeling about all these new game announcements?

08.12.2023 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beasts at the door

30.11.2023 21:35 — 👍 1175 🔁 333 💬 19 📌 6

Biden on Kissinger: He had many wrong things to say and wouldn’t shut up about them, the end.

30.11.2023 23:09 — 👍 640 🔁 109 💬 14 📌 41

Henry Kissinger "So that's it -- after 20 years so long, good luck?" Joe Biden "I don't recall saying good luck."

I've created a masterpiece.

01.12.2023 00:30 — 👍 706 🔁 95 💬 8 📌 5

I said it on Twit and I’ll say it here too: DO NOT HESITATE TO TELL YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST OR WRITER OR CREATOR THAT YOU LIKE THEIR WORK. DONT HESITATE TO COMPLIMENT THEM! I hold all the lovely comments folks have given me close to my chest

01.12.2023 00:14 — 👍 2930 🔁 1184 💬 31 📌 75

You *really* need to see the side-by-side comparison to fully appreciate the differences. Especially if you don't get why people are saying that the Kissinger statement is cold.

01.12.2023 00:48 — 👍 2700 🔁 1000 💬 80 📌 100

Teen Vogue headline for a story by Lex McMenamin that reads: Henry Kissinger was a war criminal responsible for millions of deaths. Henry Kissinger was one of the US empire's proudest, most prolifically murderous footsoldiers.

I am here to remind you that Teen Vogue slaps.

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28.11.2023 21:27 — 👍 1128 🔁 129 💬 10 📌 9

So can we confirm that being a pet owner is just a completely random but neverending lifetime of hypervigilance for Unauthorized Munching Noises from an unusual location or of an illicit timbre or duration

27.11.2023 01:31 — 👍 555 🔁 60 💬 35 📌 9

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27.11.2023 01:12 — 👍 1226 🔁 141 💬 10 📌 17

If you've fallen out of practice of wearing a mask, this would be a good week to start again! COVID rates are rising because of a new variant, and because many people will have gotten sick over Thanksgiving. Your best protection is wearing a high quality mask.

27.11.2023 01:51 — 👍 1932 🔁 789 💬 29 📌 35

I'm ticking for the Dethklok, dethklok!
Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree
Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee
William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface
Pickles the drummer doodily doo, ding-dong doodily, doodily doo
Nathan Explosion

31.10.2023 00:52 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It's a picture of a barred hole that looks like a hobbit prison. Sort of a visual joke, sorry.

Remembering when I saw a hobbit prison.

23.11.2023 12:12 — 👍 1508 🔁 244 💬 26 📌 17

My younger brother is trans. My parents have been horrendous about deadnaming and misgendering him. At Thanksgiving, I used an air horn to correct them. I fixed a 2-3 year long problem in two seconds. 10/10 would recommend this training method.

This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂

23.11.2023 13:04 — 👍 5648 🔁 1475 💬 45 📌 55