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10.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eiiiimftuccckkkkinnnnphaaapumphhhhhkinnnnnnnnnfff
10.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guys, I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced cockabaloney.
08.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Definitely the remodel.
07.03.2026 23:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And NOW you know the rest of the story about where the Terran word scrumtralescent comes from.
07.03.2026 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was the goo that keep on goo-ving!
07.03.2026 20:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
1. Blue Bolian guy who reminds me of the Cowardly Lion
1. Tom when he’s wearing his collection of “Tom’s Thongs By Harry”
1. That Species 8472 chick from Battlestorm Galactratron.
Gonna be in the bushes for a bit.
07.03.2026 12:45 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
HEY CHEESE O’BRIEN!! NOW THAT’S A FINE DUMP LOCKER YOU’RE PACKING THERE!!
All those low-fat Cinnabon pudding cups in the morning are REALLY paying off!!!
THAT IS WHAT I ASSUMED!!!!
07.03.2026 00:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MAY THE SHARTZ BE WITH US!!!!
06.03.2026 23:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, because I had to keep peeing in his newspapers.
06.03.2026 23:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well HOW ELSE am I supposed to send love letters to a certain JE NE SAY CROIX?!!
06.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Just pee in the stack of old newspapers.
06.03.2026 19:49 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
THIS IS AN AFFORNT TO ALL MUPPETKIND AND IT WILL NOT STAND.
SOME ODY START THE GODDAMN FALCOR!!!
WE’RE GOING ON A FANPAGE!
Fuck sakes, Ri’ck’i.
That was almost ALL Boston and basically NO CREAM!!
What kind of Terran pastry shop would DO THIS TO ITS CUSTOMERS/DUMPSTER VISITORS!!!!???
Bahahaha. THAT GUY IS A WORSE DAD THAN YOU!!
05.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0AND at first I thought that was a steak sauce!!
05.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They developed a special Terran mRNA vaccine because of me!!
05.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
*kkffFffffffffffouuuuuuuuuuuussssshhhhhhhhhh….
…. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush
….
…. Uuuuuuush*
OHHHHH YEAH.
Tripod.
05.03.2026 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m gonna need a LOT of that Velveeta scented moisturizer if I’m gonna watching ALL this action.
05.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Wait. WAIT!!!
I have scene this pornographic holobook!
But you taste better that way!! It really brings your cheesy juices to the surface!!
I COULD LICK THAT CHEESE O’BRIEN ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!
BUT IT’S GRILLED CHEESE O’BRIEN MONDAY!!! How can you go wrong?!!!
03.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0THAT’S NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE!
03.03.2026 02:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
How comes these always seems to involves mees?
It’s like some sort of … temporary analomaly.
You’re wenis??
Or like … sorry sir, this is a Wenissy’s.
HE WOULD ONLY DO THAT FOR STRICTLY FINANCIALLY NECESSARY REASONS!
02.03.2026 11:13 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Take them o— I shower in them!
Well … shower is a loose description.
Cuz hoses me down in the driveway at least once a week.
Twice in the summer.
That’s when things get a little bit … sultry.
Oh, wait until you see THIS!!!
*starts taking off boots*