When people tell me they prefer mild cheddar I want to just hand them a sleeve of Velveeta slices.
11.11.2025 22:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@ephender.bsky.social
Twin Cities. I am a man who is married to a man. π³οΈβπ Letterboxd snark: https://letterboxd.com/ephender/
When people tell me they prefer mild cheddar I want to just hand them a sleeve of Velveeta slices.
11.11.2025 22:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Correctly picking SISTER ACT 2: BACK IN THE HABIT over SISTER ACT.
11.11.2025 22:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow
11.11.2025 18:52 β π 59 π 4 π¬ 4 π 13Cue up Louis Armstrong's "St. James Infirmary."
11.11.2025 14:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This lighting cue is so good the score has to acknowledge it
10.11.2025 17:31 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
08.11.2025 17:44 β π 11336 π 2895 π¬ 58 π 124Very memorably dubbed, by King in an Oscar clip-worthy moment, "Meteor shit!"
07.11.2025 23:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs a wrap
06.11.2025 20:01 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A gay billionaire oligarch, of course.
04.11.2025 20:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Looks like weβre building up to an all-timer of a lineup for Oscar gays whose truer sexuality is Best Supporting Actress.
02.11.2025 06:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well folks.
It's today.
Today is THE day...
...where anything can happen.
Bazin's "metteur en scène" tag has never felt more apt.
30.10.2025 14:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Little dog with big hipster beard
Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
29.10.2025 19:42 β π 926 π 201 π¬ 45 π 55We'd be lucky to have it be Glen Powell, because it would probably be Chris Pratt now.
28.10.2025 19:37 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Cookie Monsterβs date: Can we talk about something else
28.10.2025 03:21 β π 1803 π 278 π¬ 23 π 9Top 3 Hitchcock (underrated division):
MARNIE
THE WRONG MAN
FAMILY PLOT
Instagram post by the_whimsical_muse, featuring a photo of a large bookshelf filled with numerous books, complete with a rolling ladder. The caption says, 'I don't know who needs to hear this, but yes, you do deserve a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.' Logo of PinkNews visible at the bottom.
Treat yourself.
24.10.2025 22:00 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Between KING OF COMEDY and LAST TEMPTATION, the '80s have two of his three masterpieces in my corner (TAXI DRIVER the other).
20.10.2025 13:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Define our musical taste in 8 artists:
Stevie Wonder
Erykah Badu
BjΓΆrk
Laurie Anderson
Kerri Chandler
Louis Cole
Ken Nordine
Prince
I excluded Prokofiev and Ravel for ... well, no good reason really. Stuck with individual artists also; sorry, EW&F, KING and Masters at Work.
To be fair, why would any exceedingly attractive 34-year-old in the prime of his life, as Wells is, want to watch something like that?
17.10.2025 17:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trying to do this without naming any of the perennial top-10 placers on varied all-time horror listsβ¦
CREEPSHOW
OUTER SPACE
THE CURSE OF THE CAT PEOPLE
PULSE
Would pay good money (but not 4 pondsβ worth of water) to see Mac try to survive an early Walter Hill movie, tho
11.10.2025 04:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0btw, chefβs kiss for what I am gonna assume is deliberate metadata sabotage on @vinegarsyndro.meβs part
11.10.2025 03:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0, or: How I Ended Up with a $55 Vinegar Syndrome Ultra Pressing of MAC & ME I Now Have to Forever Keep Hidden from My Husband
11.10.2025 03:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Specifically D.W. Griffith, who seems to be perpetually ahead of of the natural half-life that comes from canonical attrition. (That most film fans to this day don't know anything about early box office blockbusters that weren't BIRTH OF A NATION or GONE WITH THE WIND feels deliberate.)
10.10.2025 20:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's probably inevitable that most of the revisions are taking place among movies closer to "now" than "then," but want to point out that @moviessilently.bsky.social has been doing great work to undo the accepted wisdom about the accepted canonical storyline of the first quarter-century of film.
10.10.2025 20:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0