Just Dez

Post your favorite lord of the rings character. Wrong answers only

three south park characters are standing in front of a green truck with the words " i have no idea what 's going on " below them ALT: three south park characters are standing in front of a green truck with the words " i have no idea what 's going on " below them

You know what they say
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The greener the grass the higher... um
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Lost my train of thought

holy shit

Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.

Where can I get my hands on some

a man wearing a sweater that says nicuo on it ALT: a man wearing a sweater that says nicuo on it

Get out of bed
Lie down on couch
Get up to make coffee
Realize you didn't take any of your pills this morning
Get up and have a shower
Lay back down in bed

All equally smoochable 😉

Q.Q RIP
thank you Snap for Doctor Mew... so many memories thanks to you

Any therapy I might need that's related to being gay is exactly because of people like Pete Doctor choosing to desecrate queer art

A sequence of shots from the TV series MASH. Three surgeons are operating in a mobile army surgical theater, and are masked in cotton masks, wearing cotton caps to cover hair, and aprons. Bright lights are visible in their backgrounds. The first, panel shows Frank Burns (an absolute jerk character but Larry Linville, his actor, was not) saying, “Everybody knows war is Hell”. The second panel shows BJ Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) saying (sarcastically) “ remember, you heard it here last.” The third and fourth panels show Hawkeye Pierce (Alan Alda) saying, “War isn’t Hell. War is war and Hell is hell and of the two, war is a lot worse.“ 5th panel shows Father Mulcahey, the chaplain (William Christopher) saying, “How do you figure that, Hawkeye?” 6th is back to Hawkeye, saying “ Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?” 7th is Fr Mulcahey saying “ Sinners, I believe.” The last three panels are all Hawkeye, saying, “ Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. But war is chock full of them. Little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for a few of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.”

With alt-text:

Agree that I hate this is still relevant.

A violent tornado next to a frozen lake is quite the sight.

We can throw another $500,000,000,000 at the Pentagon this year and spend $1,000,000,000/day on a wholly useless war, but we can't afford to hire doctors and nurses to take care of our veterans? The United States is such an irresponsible, messed up country right now.

The anthrocon/furry episode of The Pitt has spoken.
Santos would absolutely have a dragon fursona

"As last month's jobs report was just released moments ago, with the economy adding 92,000 jobs in February"

"Actually, we lost 92,000 jobs"

"OK, so that was wrong in the script"

hey look a fun history lesson!

The crossover event of the century for 🅱️ivalo

Marty!!

Over a course of about 2 years A bone in my body disintegrated into NOTHING then grew completely back

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Absolutely devastated to have to deliver this news.

I have loved working at BuzzFeed so much but I have to stand up for what I believe in.

Please DO NOT send hate to anyone!

If anything changes regarding this, I will let you know.

Should I go on the Star Trek Cruise for my 50th birthday next year?
I think i shall...

BREAKING NEWS

Been feeling this way with things I wish I could be better at.

Drawing, singing, fitness come to mind.

I *know* it’s about still showing up, practicing, learning technique, getting reps in. “The first step to getting good at something is being bad at it.”

But I still feel icky and demotivated :(

Controversial game opinion
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I have none
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Game that is.
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Zero game at all.
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Ok maybe it's not that controversial after all

Remember when you could get a good night sleep when you wanted to?
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Dezzeridge Farms Remembers

Why the f*ck

Am I still awake