HAHA .ᐟ i LOVE summer . i'm racking up the BIIIG bucks for my babysitting services ── ✨️✨️✨️
27.07.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1@ruthlesssitter.bsky.social
𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝗘𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧, 𝐌𝐘 𝑴𝑶𝑴 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑻𝑳𝑬 𝙍𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙔 ... 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐇𝐄 𝘿𝙄𝘿𝙉'𝙏 𝐑𝐔𝐍 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘, 𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙏𝙇𝙀𝙎 𝘾𝘼𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙐𝙉 .ᐟ.ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
HAHA .ᐟ i LOVE summer . i'm racking up the BIIIG bucks for my babysitting services ── ✨️✨️✨️
27.07.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1UUUUUGHHHH . 👺
[ she stomps off and pulls a whiteboard into the room ── then writes, " HELLO, TWERP >:( " in big red letters . ]
... 👺
I SAID ──
[ she revs it up . 💀 . ]
HELLOOOOOO, TWERP .ᐟ 😡
... huh . alright, i see . so why a dragon ── .ᐣ
10.07.2025 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0speak for yourself, ugly .ᐟ
10.07.2025 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0soooo, like, just to make sure i've got this riiight ... you're originally human or dragon .ᐣ
10.07.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is the LAST place someone would expect to find a dragon .ᐟ they like, mostly live up in castles and stuff, don't they .ᐣ.ᐟ
10.07.2025 23:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you don't .ᐣ are you sure .ᐣ everyone has one .ᐟ
maybe a purse, or a jacket .ᐣ
...
[ she proceeds to pi nch herself to make sure she's not dreaming . ]
... OUCH . 👺
[ her jaw DROPS . 💀 ]
10.07.2025 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you're a WHAT .
...
silly, dragons don't EXIST .ᐟ
ha, doesn't EVERYBODY have one these days .ᐣ
10.07.2025 22:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1[ SIDE EYES HER BACK 👺 ]
10.07.2025 21:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0topaz
it's ( design wise ) a parody of wolverine, but the name is DEFINITELY a tmnt shredder reference 👺👺👺👺
topaz
fun fact vicky has a supervillain alter ego in one episode where she's called ' the baby shredder ' LMAO
HAHAHA . GOOD . 👺
i'm so amazing . ✨️
[ 💀 ... ]
WHAT ABOUT THEM . 👺
10.07.2025 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1... sounds like a LOSER . and you're COMPARING me to them .ᐣ.ᐟ 👺
10.07.2025 21:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1boo . 👺
SO WHO IS THIS PERSON YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT . 👺👺
oh yeah .ᐣ like WHO . do you know alyssa or something ── is she your babysitter .ᐣ
yeah, she can kind of sound like me sometimes . what a COPYCAT . 👺
yeah, that's what i thought . 👺
10.07.2025 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1YOU'RE dumb and stupid . 👺
10.07.2025 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1it SO is . what do YOU know about FASHION trends ── 👺
10.07.2025 21:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1into my infinite storage . ✨️😁
10.07.2025 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1for YOUR information, this hairstyle is totally IN right now . 👺
10.07.2025 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝐁𝐄
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞 𝐎𝐅 ...
oh, no .ᐟ it's a toy, don't worry . it wouldn't be able to hurt anyone .ᐟ
[ she somehow TUCKS it away ( into nowhere ) . 💀 . ]
MY HAIR LOOKS AMAZING . HOW DARE YOU . 👺
10.07.2025 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1[ SLOW TURN . ]
... TWERP . 👺
just because i can't babysit you doesn't mean i can't buIIy YOU .ᐟ i used to buIIy my friends, you know ── 👺
10.07.2025 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0