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Chris Rosenthall

@chrisrosie22.bsky.social

I write lacrosse stuff for Inside Lacrosse & sometimes I write other stuff too. A lady from the Washington Post once called my work 'somewhat amusing.'

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If anybody wants this Tufts Hoodie for like $10 + shipping lemme know in the next five minutes otherwise it's staying on the rack - note the little blue ink spot on its head

07.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I read this post while Steely Dan's "Peg" was on my radio and the first five words lined up like one of those Pink Floyd/Wizard of Oz situations

05.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just found this legal pad under my guest room bed. Don't tell anybody because it's off the record but there's speculation that Myles Jones might go first in the 2016 MLL draft

03.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Currently sitting in a car dealership having a casual conversation (that I didn't start) with an employee about the Archers' starting attack line & who's gonna win it all next summer

30.09.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you were like "I can't understand a word this guy's saying" during Kendrick's halftime performance man oh man do I have some bad news for you

29.09.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of cartoon characters including donald duck and winnie the pooh are walking down a street ALT: a group of cartoon characters including donald duck and winnie the pooh are walking down a street

I need @pablo.show to consult some scientists or something & find out how/why this goes with literally every song people post it under in the Instagram comments

25.09.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re fun as hell, that’s all I know.

Also, can we get some Otto helmets?

20.09.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brick By Brick β€” Why The New York Atlas Won The 2025 PLL Championship: A Slow Build & Versatility Almost immediately after the final powder blue and white confetti came to rest on the grass of Sports Illustrated Stadium, four members of

New on Inside Lacrosse: My look at how Mike Pressler, Steven Brooks & the New York Atlas gradually assembled a team built to win the 2025 PLL Championship.
www.insidelacrosse.com/article/bric...

19.09.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PLL Happy Hour Podcast With New York Atlas Title-Winning Assistant Coach Steven Brooks Chris Rosenthall and Kevin Brown welcome original Atlas player and current assistant coach/assistant GM Steven Brooks to the show to

Seriously y'all you gotta listen to this podcast right here. Steven Brooks, man - what a guest.
www.insidelacrosse.com/article/pll-...

19.09.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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19.09.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PLL announced that the next edition of Flagship Trading Cards is on the way, coming this fall.

18.09.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PLL viewership appears to be heading in a positive direction - 36 & 43% are some pretty significant increases.

17.09.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My official stance: Not only do I have ZERO idea who's going to win, I fully expect to be emotionally devastated for whichever team loses oh man my tummy hurts just thinking about it I hate this so much

14.09.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was just asked who I've got in today's matchup so let me officially declare it on this here app:

Not only do I have ZERO idea who's going to win, I fully expect to be emotionally devastated for whichever team loses oh man my tummy hurts just thinking about it I hate this so much

14.09.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy PLL Championship Day to all who observe

14.09.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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2025 PLL Championship Anonymous Scouting Report: Who Wins and How? When the Western Conference champion Denver Outlaws face their Eastern Conference counterpart New York Atlas onΒ Sunday afternoon at Sports

I talked to a bunch of coaches about the Atlas, the Outlaws, and Sunday's championship game. Check out what they had to say right here:
www.insidelacrosse.com/article/2025...

12.09.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, the PLL is hosting a championship media day. Look for on-site reporting throughout the weekend, starting this afternoon as we interview the Atlas & Outlaws players and coaches.

12.09.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Even even though the former childhood star is usually able to get away from his famous past in France, Culkin did share a funny story about a Parisian cafe that was using his name as its Wi-Fi password.

The actor explained that when he walked into the cafe, a woman handed him a
"Home Alone"-era photo of himself on a card.

β€œA waitress just gave it to me and walked away -- their Wi-Fi code was 'Macaulay Culkin,"' the actor said. "When she came back, I said, 'I like your Wi-Fi code.' She goes, 'Thank you,' and I say, 'C'est moi.' She turned white and brought over the owner of the place, who said, 'I knew you'd come here someday.'"

Even even though the former childhood star is usually able to get away from his famous past in France, Culkin did share a funny story about a Parisian cafe that was using his name as its Wi-Fi password. The actor explained that when he walked into the cafe, a woman handed him a "Home Alone"-era photo of himself on a card. β€œA waitress just gave it to me and walked away -- their Wi-Fi code was 'Macaulay Culkin,"' the actor said. "When she came back, I said, 'I like your Wi-Fi code.' She goes, 'Thank you,' and I say, 'C'est moi.' She turned white and brought over the owner of the place, who said, 'I knew you'd come here someday.'"

Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian cafΓ© where the wifi password was β€œMacaulay Culkin” and the owner saying β€œI knew you’d come here someday”

10.09.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 11748    πŸ” 2080    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 81
There's a lot of text here, but basically it says that they're launching the first WLL regular season. Their declaration is "Play Loud."

There's a lot of text here, but basically it says that they're launching the first WLL regular season. Their declaration is "Play Loud."

A letter from the WLL front office:

10.09.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WLL has officially expanded to a full season and playoffs.

10.09.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 21 Podcast Episode Β· Five Minutes Nonreleasable Β· 09/05/2025 Β· 9m

Apple link right here
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

05.09.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 21

This week on Five Minutes Nonreleasable, A funny thing happened to me last week in Philly. A quick story & three life lessons, right here on Spotify and Apple.

open.spotify.com/episode/2Kds...

05.09.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's put up two podcasts on Friday shall we

05.09.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Brennan O'Neill rookie card numbered 10/10 that was sold in June for $1,000 sold in August for the same price.

02.09.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I do some lacrosse stuff I want to do some more lacrosse stuff

02.09.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you're wondering what Elmo has been up to lately, he's currently playing bass in a Philadelphia area drum line.

01.09.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Draftkings didn't take bets on Chris Fake scoring the first goal of the game but if you knew a guy who knew a guy you probably got something like +20,000 on it

01.09.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what's going to happen in the next 5 minutes but I guarantee a narrative about one of these teams is absolutely going to be reaffirmed for a good long while

01.09.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ben Wayer (one two-pointer this season) scoring a pair of two-pointers & Max Krevsky (zero goals this season) scoring a goal is exactly what postseason lacrosse is all about.

01.09.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spotify put this on when I got to the stadium, could mean a big Dylan Molloy day here in Philly

01.09.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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