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Matthew

@verslikeversace.bsky.social

He/him Married to my favorite guy, cat dad times 3, photographer, Michigander, space enthusiast. A good walking trail hates to see me coming. Here to cultivate safe spaces and shamelessly hype my besties. linktr.ee/verslikeversace

1,926 Followers  |  928 Following  |  1,555 Posts  |  Joined: 29.07.2023  |  2.2362

Latest posts by verslikeversace.bsky.social on Bluesky

Yes, next question

04.12.2025 17:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Put me down as another pro-stache vote

04.12.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The way that I'm suddenly into sports

03.12.2025 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly, what a vibe

03.12.2025 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So good

03.12.2025 08:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm listening

03.12.2025 07:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hopping in this line and any other lines you're opening up for various tastings

02.12.2025 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll never say no to a second helping of you 😏

02.12.2025 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Top down selfie of my waist and legs while standing in front of the bathroom vanity. I'm pulling my shirt down over my penis and balls, but I'm not wearing any pants but do have socks on

Top down selfie of my waist and legs while standing in front of the bathroom vanity. I'm pulling my shirt down over my penis and balls, but I'm not wearing any pants but do have socks on

When he shoves you up against the pantry cabinets and tells you to arch your back, you know it's about to be a good night

02.12.2025 04:23 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is going to be GORG in June!! 😍

30.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bathroom mirror selfie of me shirtless post 1.5 hours of snow shoveling. I'm in just my black Nike running pants with my left arm tucked slightly behind my head exposing my pit

Bathroom mirror selfie of me shirtless post 1.5 hours of snow shoveling. I'm in just my black Nike running pants with my left arm tucked slightly behind my head exposing my pit

Snow storms can sometimes do a body good

30.11.2025 23:46 — 👍 49    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Some how y'all may have gotten it worse than Michigan 👀

30.11.2025 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goes to show that most silly little edgy jokes are usually backed up by actual garbage thinking/human beings

30.11.2025 19:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I unblocked him momentarily just so I could see how this was progressing on his end and I was NOT disappointed 🤭

30.11.2025 19:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Discourse feels good in a place like this

30.11.2025 19:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I blocked him so I can't see but love that that's where we are at

30.11.2025 19:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is so meta

30.11.2025 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The tldr 🤣

30.11.2025 19:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The toxic-homosexuality of it all

30.11.2025 19:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Such a healthy, inclusive, mature response

30.11.2025 19:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

30.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another great point! And some of the other dip shits in the comments should be blocked too. That fucking rhetoric belongs on X and may each of those users get eaten alive by their own kind

30.11.2025 18:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is an EXCELLENT point!

30.11.2025 18:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's giving straight-conservative-boomer energy

30.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Some blood may have rushed into my penis 🙈

30.11.2025 18:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some of the pick-mes in the comment section has me cackling

30.11.2025 18:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh for fuck sake. Found a new group of f****** to add to the block lists

30.11.2025 18:27 — 👍 36    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 2

Imagine being so basic and two-dimensional with your sexual appetite that you'd post ass like this on bluesky thinking it was some sort of a fucking serve

30.11.2025 18:22 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My heart rate just went up a *little

*LOT

30.11.2025 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have a few 🥵

30.11.2025 08:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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