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The buses just went by. I should be safe now!

Why do I always need to run out at precisely the same time that the elementary school lets out? I’m about to be stuck in that pickup line just to get out of my neighborhood.

I’ve been tasked by a client with writing a bio and coming up with “what I want to be called” in relation to everything I do for them - webmaster, graphics, strategy. I don’t even know where to start 🤯

Penzy’s advent calendar

Days 1 and 2 of my Penzy’s adventure calendar: Revolution and the World’s Best Ground Pepper

I am physically unable to resist 50%. That’s practically FREE

Between that and the bits about what they did to Chima 🤬🤬

I just want them to lose at every turn. Today is your turn, Tennessee!

🤣 fair enough! I definitely miss my feed when BB was still going. Now I zoom through the overnight before I’m even halfway through my coffee. I will try to be more exciting!

Luckily I have more jackets than coats! The closet is full, but tell me why I’m always grazing the rack at the store like I need just ONE MORE.

Ask me what it’s like to own 10 winter coats and rarely get to wear a single one because it just doesn’t get that cold here 😭

I assume you’d already put the ballot in the machine, but if you hadn’t, they will give you a new ballot if you make a mistake! A spoiled ballot is just one little tick mark in paperwork for us. We definitely rather you to vote correctly!

Yeah- I think unless you’re on the Discover tab or some other feed that’s an intentional algorithm. “Following” is for sure just chronological of everyone.

Screenshot of a weather app. Temperature is 55 and precipitation is 100%

I wasn’t prepared for a full day of rain. Really should have run that last errand yesterday 😬

It’s so hard considering it’s likely at the mercy of the airlines! I lost a brand new Samsonite on its first flight - one corner was completely crushed and the wheel was dangling off.

You mean you don’t want two bathtubs in your mudroom?

Not Lorrana correcting Dannielle’s English! 🤣🤣🤣 #SeekingSisterWife

Why does everyone in this Garrick family speak only in caveman voice? #SeekingSisterWife

🤣 🤣 there were two sets of two that stood out in the span of five minutes. One single man nipple is too many!!

Four too many man nipples on this show tonight #SeekingSisterWife

Not that this needs repeating, but I haaaaaaaaate Garrick #SeekingSisterWife

FRAGILE!

It belongs there! The gf will only let me bring her out for Christmas 😂

Leg lamp in a picture window

The soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window…

Oh yes! It’s almost as bad as twitter

When we find out the subreddit is run by Big Brother Bible 🤔

She hates him bad 🤣🤣🤣

Jumping through hoops to watch last week’s #TraitorsCanada. I watch using the #RHAP patron links which usually work perfectly. For some reason this week’s file encoding is incompatible with my Apple TV and won’t play audio. Running it through Handbrake. 🤞 this works.

Butternut squash and spinach pasta bake

Ok so it worked! The pasta bits on the top that couldn’t get squished down were crunchy, but we didn’t mind. Next time I think I’ll swap the sage for thyme. Gf found it a little overpowering. Nice fall dish! A lazy man’s vegetable lasagna.

My grandmother practically had stock in those Snackwells cookies - and Faygo!

This is so freaking delicious I can't stop eating it, I'll be too full to sleep tonight, hahaha. Made a few changes just because of ingredients I had that needed to be used up. Used cream cheese and sharp white cheddar instead of fontina and ricotta, kale instead of spinach, and added a little tomato paste and basil that would go bad soon. So. Amazing. Thanks!

One of my favorite things to do is read the comments of a recipe online. There was this gem among the “Can I substitute zucchini and yellow squash for the butternut?” and “what if I add a can of chickpeas” crowd. Mind you, this is a butternut squash, spinach pasta bake.