Catie Wilkins

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? Cafe Chaos - The Way The Cookie Crumbles, released March 2026. #kidsbooks #readingforpleasure #readingforchildren #funnybooks

Behold! Grandma made a film / animation? To promote her new book 📕 🎉 Cafe Chaos II ‘The Way The Cookie Crumbles’ released March 2026 🎉📚 #books #reading #comedy Get these funny books for your kids ❤️

May I suggest for #WorldBookDay all your children dress up in ice cream costumes to be Hope and Leila from Cafe Chaos (illustrated by the fantastic Katie Abey 📚 🎉 #bestfriends #bestfriendgoals #reading #icecream

Just so many choices

Pissing about with the font of my ‘to do’ list. I think if I can just get that right, everything else will flow.. right?
This is definitely what’s going to help.
If the important tasks are in bold…..?
That’s going to be super motivating.
Definitely.

I Logged Into a Dead Pedophile’s Gmail and His Contact List Is Basically an Org Chart Jmail turned 20,000 unsearchable government PDFs into Jeffrey Epstein’s working inbox. I went through the contacts, the photos, and the…

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These guys know what’s up events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...

Come see the (final?) performance of my Edinburgh show WE’LL SEE at Leicester (with ace dancing by myself and fab @vixleyton.bsky.social )
Dates: Tue 17th Feb
Time: 19:30
Duration: 60 mins
Price: £10
Genre: Stand Up
Venue: The Globe
Tickets: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...

Read It Forward with Bookshop.org This February, we invite you to Read It Forward. 10% of all children's book sales through Bookshop.

I'm supporting #ReadItForward2026! If you buy LOKI: A Bad God's Guide to Causing Chaos during February, then
@bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social will donate 10% to
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A pic of the old Trafford crowd there is a’an in a massive Abba Voyage bobble hat. Mike Phelen and Luke Littler are behind him.

I wont tell you I've been to Abba Voyage but they'll be signs.l

Remember, there's no such thing as Monday, it was made up by a travel company in 2005. Welcome to Tuesday.

I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.

Responding to every reply I get on here with, “It’s just a comment on society in general.”

Roll up roll up, tickets now on sale for the extravaganza of @vixleyton.bsky.social and me at Aces and Eights in Tufnell Park on Weds 21st of this here January www.eventbrite.com/e/catie-wilk...

Mogwai

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

Starting to feel like dualingo is trying to groom me to commit crimes

Me too for a sec!

I know!

Wow

in the pit

This entire weekend

Top tip: really drag out your elf “thinking” about pranks as long as possible, to save on trashing and teepeeing your own house. #toptips #elfontheshelf #onceagainiblamemymumforbringingthistomydoor

A Christmas Carol - Hitchin British Schools Museum - OVO - Theatre A magical 60-minute promenade performance of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol at Hitchin’s British Schools Museum – OVO’s critically acclaimed, family-friendly adaptation returns with Victorian classrooms, ...

Absolutely loved this interactive performance of A Christmas Carol ! Get tickets here if you live in/near Hitchin ovo.org.uk/shows/a-chri...

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When the Trads talk about how happy women were before and what feminism "took away"..

Being negged by Duolingo. Why can’t that green bird just be happy for me?

Seeing a lot of shade about elf on the shelf in my timeline this morning. This is straw man thinking. The real enemy is whoever first told your kids about elf on the shelf. Get THEM.

He literally wants to throw the crash test dummy off a roof and do jackass pranks. He also wants the fake gold to trick people. (We are excellent parents).

Cool!