Christian new1mproved - Bluesky Statics

tired: ugh, too many new year’s resolution people at the gym
wired: omg, so many new gym crushes 😍

06.01.2026 23:10 — 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Looking STRONG!!

06.01.2026 23:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SpongeBob viewed from behind, sitting at his computer desk. Over his shoulder you can see Solitaire on his computer screen.

the first Monday in January is a soft return to work

05.01.2026 15:05 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thanks 🥰

05.01.2026 14:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's an act of violence if you start an email with "I hope this finds you well..." or end with "Please advise."

05.01.2026 14:38 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Thank you! 🥰

02.01.2026 12:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

27.12.2025 17:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😍 damn!

27.12.2025 17:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol, and *saved*

27.12.2025 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is really nice work!!

27.12.2025 02:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤩🤩🤩

26.12.2025 13:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oooo I'm a few episodes behind, I have to catch up!!

26.12.2025 12:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Merry Christmas to you too, Corey! I hope you've been well too ❤️ it's been a personally challenging year and I'm looking forward to hitting 2026 strong and applying the lessons I've learned 😄

26.12.2025 12:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hello 🥰

26.12.2025 12:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s good!!

26.12.2025 02:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks!

26.12.2025 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can’t wait to send 2025 to bed. I hope you have a Happy New Year too!

26.12.2025 01:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bearded man standing in a well-lit bathroom wearing dark-framed glasses and fuzzy lounge pants printed with the Abominable Snowman character, snowflakes and candy canes.

Xmas seems a bit off this year but I’m happy I got to wear my fuzzy abominable snowman pants all day💙🥰
I hope you all had a relaxing Christmas 😘

26.12.2025 00:22 — 👍 111 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0

Your dog is named Tuvix 😂 I love it. Merry Xmas!

25.12.2025 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So adorable!!

24.12.2025 11:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks and right back at you!

08.07.2025 17:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As always, shirt came off after a few drinks 😂

08.07.2025 17:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is “Krypto: The Movie” in my mind

08.07.2025 16:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks, Sean! Can’t beat the classics 😄

06.07.2025 15:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks Nick!

06.07.2025 15:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bathroom mirror selfie of a person wearing blue jeans, a black shirt that reads “EAGLE nyc” and a leather vest.

Felt cute tonight and had fun! Now eating before sleep, big hugs n stuff!

06.07.2025 07:04 — 👍 199 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

That makes sense. The main takeaway I got (besides that ironic quote) was that the business model for the biggest console manufacturers and game studios has changed a lot.

01.07.2025 14:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Video Game Industry as We Knew It Is Over. Something Unsavory Is Taking Its Place. Enjoy the new Nintendo console while it lasts. We may not get another one.

Written about Nintendo’s Switch 2 Welcome Tour.. uh.. game? —

“It is equal parts thoughtful, amusing, and insulting, which also happens to be the cycle of emotions one experiences regularly as an adult who plays video games.”
😂

slate.com/culture/2025...

01.07.2025 00:01 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

((picturing a person with an entire *hot tub* up their butt))

28.06.2025 13:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She’s a queen 😻

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