@mandykerr.bsky.social
ME: *sees a dog* ME: "... I hope he thinks I'm cool."
you just got me temp banned @mrfantapants.bsky.social 😒
27.01.2025 07:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Marshall is on the case!"
12.01.2025 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i'll use your tweet to support my request for a wage increase, if you don't mind
21.12.2024 05:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Luigi Mangione in orange jumpsuit in the center of the frame, flanked by law enforcement officers, his hands are clasped and bound in front of him he looks off to the side pensively, seriously does this guy just not photograph poorly at all?
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
are you ever not on fucking holidays?
20.12.2024 00:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0aw nuts, it's not enough time
14.12.2024 07:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.12.2024 07:37 — 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
you getting any sleep Buzzwald?
05.12.2024 08:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It is your birthday, @redjolt.bsky.social! Happy Birthday fren - please for to enjoy this kissy-kissy with your lovely family 🧡
04.12.2024 00:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0a lot of fucking sirens around here
02.12.2024 07:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0👀
29.11.2024 08:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh ffs >.<
27.11.2024 07:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey, you're here!
27.11.2024 05:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Summer is that special time of the year when I ignore the cricket.
It makes a refreshing change from ignoring football in winter.
I can’t wait till Christmas so I can ignore some tennis.
Hey! It's twelve years since the #susanalbumparty hashtag, and a good time to remember the glorious childishness of golden age twitter.
22.11.2024 01:49 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
15.11.2024 11:52 — 👍 1961 🔁 314 💬 87 📌 23You'd never mess with Bruce Lightning though
16.11.2024 02:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0give it time...
16.11.2024 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0emus prefer it if you just back the fuck up, Dave
16.11.2024 00:27 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kermit the Frog playing the banjo, with the caption, "Why are there so many songs about rainbows?" Below, a screen capture of a famous dril tweet with the top cut off, so just the bottom part is visible, which says, "but only 1 song about the boys being back in town"
15.03.2024 15:16 — 👍 144 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 0😂
15.11.2024 09:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😒
i'm never sleeping again, am I?
ROFL! I am actually on the vodka orange!!!
15.11.2024 09:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
