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post from why.bsky.team that reads "It's always the quote unquote artists with poorly drawn cartoon PFPs"

bsky employee talks shit like an artist mass exodus wont set this sites userbase to exclusively porn bots

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

they have had ties to US intelligence agencies for forever

you didn't miss much. early bluesky was weird as heck. there would always be like a character of the month and then they would get exposed for something weird

What was your biggest impact on the
internet? I'll go first.
I'm the fucking Yoobala Boobala cat.

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Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

hey folks! have you been seeing posts of yours that have a higher reply count than the actual number of replies you can see?

you're not blocking people, bluesky is hiding them from you

people you interact with but don't follow think you're ignoring them! that's
the bluesky experience(tm)

muted terms including me, you, a, post, i, the

my timeline with two posts one from jordan that reads “why tummy hurt” and one from heck’s maniac that reads “hnyuh”

figured out how to make this website usable, finally

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HERE IT IS

classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

It's very funny how AI ads are never like, scientists using AI to scan thousands of ancient documents or some kind of actual plausible good use. It's always a guy being like hey chatGPT how do I make a bowl of cereal do I start with a bowl or the milk or what

this is my cue to log off. thank you :D

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*coughs* I'm fading fast, kid... I can feel the reaper knocking, haha... But listen to me... before I go, promise me one thing... *coughs* Put some glasses on your OCs, or your drawing of... any characters... That's my final... wish. Put... a pair of... pretty glasses... *dies*

I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website.
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)

thanks k8 for this masterpiece

It's just occurred to me that the deep freudian reason for me typing all this crap for the one or two people who will actually hack the game and notice this is to vent my frustration at never being asked to do one of those daft writeups for a magazine about 'my work in progress'!

In Mario's Early Years: Fun with Numbers for the SNES, there is an Easter egg where three photorealistic developer heads will appear on Mario's windowsill and chant "Hello, hello, hello" if one very specific pixel of the screen is clicked.

hey everybody lifelong tech expert here

> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility

that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps

I don't think it will. Not when it can do stuff like this with ease.

The AI evangelists want us all to conveniently forget that they were all telling us we had to buy bored apes or we would be left out of the Economy Of The Future four years ago.

"Just fucking transition already" in all its forms is necessary counterculture to the endless fucking eggslop that litters the trans internet. "When you wish you were a–" you are one. Transition about it. Quit romanticising the closet.