emily🥂shitpost

i dont want genAI. i dont want AI music or art or emails or whatever. what i want is for each roomba to have a unique personality

Very fucking on the nose

She only speaks in a yell.

She once threatened to sue one of our timekeepers because she put her own time in wrong and they didn't catch it fast enough for her

She listens to Joe Rogan on her Bluetooth earpiece all day (which means she doesn't hear a lot of important stuff). And her gay son graduated hs a month ago and one day later quit his job here and moved in with his boyfriend. He was a great kid, I miss him.

One of the worst people I've ever met will be leaving our store to start a new career when she graduates in January. She's becoming a nurse.

If you're a parent who allows your kids to look under the stalls in a public restroom with impunity, you will be first in the re-education camps i swear to high christ.

Jasper Munch Sack

YouTube video by Samuraiiamawry 30 Rock: Nags Head

in exactly 2 months I will be on my outer banks vacation youtu.be/qm8PGhGTCig?...

Some of you are too young to have heard this joke, so here it goes...

So, a dog walks into a tavern and says "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one!"

The Wall Street Journal 9m ago In a stunning moment of self reflection, ChatGPT admitted to fueling a man's delusions and acknowledged how dangerous its own behavior can be

no it wasn’t and no it didn’t

First they came for the socialists, and I said nothing, because I was very sure they weren't going to come for anyone else.

Agree with this take 100%. Wife said there's gonna be "I Am In The Epstein Files" for sale at MAGA events soon and I think she's right. They're gonna celebrate it.

just try the LLM dude just do it it's the future it lies and gives you psychosis man if you don't use it you'll get left behind dude

These guys have been throwing random people into gulags without a second thought but they've suddenly rediscovered the concept of presumption of innocence

NO NOT JUBILEE THO

Literally 💥💥💥

Just adds to the overall je ne sais quoi

The only way anyone should ever agree to be on one of those Jubilee debate videos is if you plan on self immolating on camera.

question aside, i feel at a deep spiritual level that content such as this us, more than anything else, pornographic. it is pure spectacle reduced into a concentrate. vapid people with no skin in the game of life who are rewarded for being their worst possible selves. it is fundamentally not real.

50s chainsaw ad with nice looking woman

If that bitch Dolores says one more thing about my shrimp aspic salad she's getting the 'saw

It's why it's still there!

But being straightforward is so much more satisfying

THIS IS WHAT I AM SAYING

I would never lie about bizarre luxury items

I have officially been kicked off of the nazi website for telling too many people to k*ll th********

Lol