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Eris Montez

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They/Them πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Friendly neighborhood arachnochist. Discordihuh. Relative to Aneris and high fiving. Pecan pie w/o the pecans. Bartender because everything else sucks. insta/twitch: ErisMontez Wont follow but I'll list. I'm trying to keep that 69. Nice

1,145 Followers  |  69 Following  |  3,045 Posts  |  Joined: 01.06.2023
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I’m using this next time someone blatantly lies in front of me consistently. β€œAh, I see. The good ol’ nazi tactic.”

27.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grilled cheese and tomato soup. 🀀

27.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holds up

27.02.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7301    πŸ” 1466    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 48

Bookmarking this read.

27.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here is a hastily recorded version of my song "I Hate You All" with AUTHENTIC poor quality audio. Come check out the show on March 5, 2026!

26.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1455    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 9
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a person is petting a small white dog 's head with frenchfries # 0393 written on the bottom Alt: a person is petting a small white dog 's head with frenchfries # 0393 written on the bottom

Weird how memories can linger of past lovers in one’s dreams. I would never go back (things didn’t work out for very good reasons) but Jesus brain, why you serving up said shit? Trying to tell me something buddy? Whatcha tryin’ to say?

27.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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kill all fake lovers

25.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4056    πŸ” 1409    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 51

It is really nice to overhear a close friend say β€œin all their iterations, they’ve been always themself”.

πŸ₯Ή Thanks bruh.

27.02.2026 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

This thread is now dedicated to organizing aid for trans refugees

If you need help or have help to offer, please @ me

Instructions and updates to follow in below 🧡

www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

26.02.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1389    πŸ” 1400    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 60

The whole thing?

26.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing how a tiny absence makes the world so much brighter.

I’m treating myself to some dunkies. Iced. Blueberry. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘πŸΌ

26.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember the moment that I was asked if I wanted an x and I stopped myself from going forward with it because I was seeing the beginnings of everything that was happening now. It made me so incredibly sad that I felt the need to withhold that part because I knew that things were going backwards.

26.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"ah yes, that was indeed a load bearing med."

25.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the fours seasons

26.02.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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US Baby Name Popularity Visualizer - Engaging Data This fun interactive tool lets you visualize the popularity of different names in the United States from 1880 to 2020.

Fun little visualizer for those who are curious. Goes to a site that shows you how many people were born in a year with whatever name you put in it per million. engaging-data.com/baby-name-vi...

25.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I try to give people the benefit of the doubt/even try to empathise, chalking it up to mismatched personalities. But when I start to REALLY dislike or even hate a person? Promise you, there is a mighty fine reason why.

Bummer to see that I'm not wrong, but also relieved in knowing my radar works.

25.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing quite like finding a perfect pair of pants. Time to grab several pairs in a slightly larger size (thank god for belts) in different styles to call it for the next 193744 years. Thank god for hellbabes.

25.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New fave thing to do? Whimper out β€œWeskey… choke me daddddyyyyyy” while playing with my homie when I get a Wesker killer in dbd.

25.02.2026 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œI’m just a David King looking for my David Queen”

25.02.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just know if you play me in DBD I'm singing some kind of song about naked David King living his life as a naked guy, just being a punk, going to all of his shows and living his life.

24.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Stop the Violence’ by Francois Robert is a collection of photographs that depict neatly placed bones organised to symbolise themes of aggression.

#art #beautifulbizarre #francoisrobert #mementomori #macabreart #politicalart

24.02.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Naked punk rock David King is my new main.

24.02.2026 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, main character auditions are closed for the day! Everyone still waiting in line should come back tomorrow.

23.02.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1197    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 15

The tech industry cognitive dissonance between "AI will take all your jobs" and "quick, abuse stimulants to be more productive and make this rich monster richer" is wild. I miss when self-destructive body abuse was for cyberpunk books about spitting in capitalism's face, not kissing your boss's ass.

22.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok. After watching artistic Olympic swimming? It’s totally for feet people

22.02.2026 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit. Alysa Liu’s performance at the Olympics!? HOLY FUCKING HELL

22.02.2026 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Foundation is great for evening out everything. But the reality of the situation is that no one has perfectly one toned skin. So I’m wondering if that’s what you mean that it looks unnatural.

22.02.2026 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those things should help make it work. The other thing that I can think of is that you def do need to add color to the skin, as that is something that lends a more natural look to the skin. Contour adds shaping and a bit of color but you really gotta also make sure there is some blush to add warmth

22.02.2026 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am! In general I would suggest making sure whatever foundation you use to match your neck. Of course, whatever coverage you think you need you should go with. Also, a huge thing that people don’t think of is that you have to really take care of your skin/make sure it’s smooth to create a good base

22.02.2026 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0