8BitSugarDaddy

But I whispered at the grave
Should've kissed you anyway

Can someone please tell my favorite fitness influencers to stop dm’ing me on instagram?! What is going on?! The first one has 250k followers and the influencer today has 750k. Is anyone else going through this? It’s A.I. right?

The greatest genre of music black people ever created is New Orleans Bounce and the greatest genre of music white people ever created is Pop-punk. Both these genres DON’T MISS!

NEWS FLASH DUMMIES, CORPORATE GREED IS CAPITALISM! THEY HAVE A FIDUCIARY RESPONSIBILITY TO MAXIMIZE SHAREHOLDER VALUE! OF COURSE THEY ARE GOING TO RAISE PRICES EVEN IF THEY USE LESS FOREIGN PARTS THAN THEIR COMPETITORS!!! 🤬🤬🤬

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 😁

My least favorite words of 2025 is “corporate greed”.

Not because I deny that it exists; it absolutely does. It’s because Trump supporters (who identify as capitalist) are using it to shift the blame of the recent dramatic price increases from the tariffs to corporations.

My least favorite words of 2024 was “fear-mongering”. All the things I was accused of fear-mongering about became reality as I knew they would. 🙃

Instagram’s new repost feature is entirely too easy to use and it’s next to the share button. People are definitely going to out themselves, especially a lot of guys because Instagram recommends a TON of gooner content the moment the algorithm figures out you’re a guy.

The American Eagle ad, the Dunkin ad, and the CBS Mornings “Super Babies” segment are not happening in a vacuum. The American people are being groomed for the normalization of eugenics. It’s a dog whistle today; it’ll be a bullhorn tomorrow.

The self eating snake of fascism works FAST. I just saw a tiktok of an old lady threatening to call 🧊 on a guy (she thought she heard an accent) and it turns out he’s a white American. If you think you think you’re in the in group today, I promise you there will come a day when you aren’t.

My husband when I ask him to play Splatoon with me:

Shocking that Feel Free tonics are still legal. We should start a rumor that it makes you queer. The republicans will have it banned in no time.

You look amazing! Congrats! Body tea!

I am the nasty majesty. #splatoon #splatoon3

Everybody joined at least one cult in the summer of 2025:
- Labubu
- KPop Demon Hunters
- Nicolandria

I’m convinced that Love Island is simply propaganda for the breakfast food industry. Tell me why I’ve eaten breakfast more times in the past few days than I have in the past few years.

If I had a nickel for every time the highest profile feud of the year climaxed in late Spring with one of the parties accusing the other of being a PDF file, I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot, but it’s crazy it happened twice, right?!

I guess you can say it’s… Alien vs Predator. 😎 YEAHHHH 🎸🎸🎸🎸

After numerous close calls with frivolous credit and debit card automatic fraud detection declinations, both my husband and I got our Switch 2’s!

I got a Rainbow Guzzlord! He’s on Grindcore and he loves to show his Tyrannical Hole. Happy Pride!

Health Care, Rent, and Property Prices are all part of GDP. It’s like a third of our GDP and those things rising at a fast rate aren’t good for working class people. We need a better economic metric that reflects the material conditions of the working class.

I’m going to say this now while someone I don’t like is in charge so people will know I’m telling the truth when I reiterate it when someone I do like is back in the White House (assuming that ever happens again). GDP is a stupid metric to gauge how the country is doing.

The word twink officially doesn’t have a meaning anymore. Straight people have basically made it a substitute for f*gg*t and i don’t even know what gay men have made it a substitute for. You bitches look CRAZY in these twink death threads. If y’all can’t use a word correctly, it’s time to retire it.

Both Yates and I successfully preordered our Switch 2’s!

Gamergate to stock market crash

no trans woman ever took my nintendo

unprecedented protests this morning on heard and macdonald islands, as the population rises up against trump imposition of 10% across the board tariffs.

FYI, Gamers. Happy Liberation Day to all who celebrate! 🎉 🥳🎊

Oh we jumpin 🥷s now?!

We are about to hear A LOT about trans people in the coming days! 😳😳😳