8BitSugarDaddy

Say something, do something, but please don't do nothing

Genius, G.O.A.T., Masc. If you are any of those things, you shouldn’t have to tell people. They should already know.

Low key miss the days where your feed was just people you follow, but I won’t die on that hill. Really hoping that Skylight and Bluesky pop off with features in the future.

With the enshittification of TikTok, I decided to give Instagram another shot, but there is something that it keeps doing that creeps me the fuck out. I really wish it would stop putting random people’s stories in my story feed. Stories should be exclusively for people you follow.

Best believe if we’re ever in that situation again, I’ll have a ton of supplies and strategies ready to go.

I had really bad imposter syndrome leading up to the winter storm, but I’m honestly so proud of myself for how well I prepared for it and I’m extremely grateful that my city was spared from the worst of it. 🙏

Also, a little something about the guy who wrote the fake article. A gay man switching to the GOP in 2023 is WILD. The right wing was so homophobic that year it was CRAZY. It was literally worse than the mid-2000s.

I’ve been thinking this for a while,but this fake Empty Netters drama makes me want to say something publicly. Straight people, avoid the title ally like the plague. Even if you love and support the queer community down; it puts a MASSIVE target on your back by woke 1.0 people and right wingers.

I keep getting TikToks about how there are barely any gay bears on the apps these days. Most of the comments blame GLP1s (which is true), but I have another theory. Is it just me or are bears the most married tribe? Bears who are into bears seem to have an easier time finding LTRs than other tribes.

Ever since I started creating my own decks, I’ve been winning more consistently. These are the two decks I created. They basically consist of all the cards that annoy me.

A canon event for guys who are into bears is being sent to a TikTok of a topless hairy older man by the algorithm, opening the comments expecting to see this emoji 🥵, but instead seeing straights and fit gays being body negative.

I wanted to step up my gender expression so I bought DL Trade boxers.

“Big Ole Freak” by Megan Thee Stallion has been stuck in my head all day and the fujoshis know why. 🫢🤫

Finally tried a Tenga Egg. It wasn’t bad. Still prefer stokers, but it gets the job done. Since it’s disposable I imagine it’s a godsend for Sides looking for casual hookups.

White supremacist dating site hacked, posted on “OkStupid” 😂😂😂

I don’t know what the words with the question marks next to them mean and I’m too scared to google them.

I would have sat at Table 1 before 06/03/2016.

Do it!!! If I was single with your body I’d do it for the plot alone. Makes a hell of a story!

So I’ve spent the last few days struggling to do the Crimson Blaze Emblem Event with a meta deck from last season. Tell me why the moment I switched to this joke deck that I made myself, I’m unstoppable. 🙄

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My FBI agent 100% thinks I’m a furry now because of you bitches. 🙄 I’m never beatin the allegations. 😭

The most surprising thing about 2025 has been how openly horny everyone became. I fully expected the political shift to conservatism to be reflected in attitudes towards sex, but the opposite happened. It feels like everyone’s nihilism about the future is simultaneous ratcheting their hedonism.

Also, if you get the DocJohnson brand, make sure you don’t accidentally get “hunk 🍑”; get tw*nk. Hunk is WAYYY too tight. I think they’re implying hunks are usually “exit only”. Also, WATER BASED LUBE ONLY. Don’t melt them like me. 😂

My two all time favorite s3x t0ys. I was shocked to see both in stock on Lion's Den’s website. If you’re in a relationship with someone with a 🍆, I strongly recommend light weight stokers. Makes handjobs MUCH better especially for cut c0cks.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says it is law ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says it is law

The people have spoken. More pits!

Kanye West and Nicki Minaj helped me understand why Obi-Wan Kenobi told Luke his father died.

I am the undisputed heavy weight champion of melting sex toys. Really should have paid attention in chemistry class. Could’ve saved me a lot of money.

I really stopped paying attention to artists names in the 2010s. I was today years old when I found out the guy that shot Meg was on the nookie mix that I made for me to lose my virginity to in 2016.

I’ll never be able to explain how these moments felt. You 👏 just 👏 had 👏 to 👏 be 👏 there 👏.