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Instagram’s new repost feature is entirely too easy to use and it’s next to the share button. People are definitely going to out themselves, especially a lot of guys because Instagram recommends a TON of gooner content the moment the algorithm figures out you’re a guy.

The American Eagle ad, the Dunkin ad, and the CBS Mornings “Super Babies” segment are not happening in a vacuum. The American people are being groomed for the normalization of eugenics. It’s a dog whistle today; it’ll be a bullhorn tomorrow.

The self eating snake of fascism works FAST. I just saw a tiktok of an old lady threatening to call 🧊 on a guy (she thought she heard an accent) and it turns out he’s a white American. If you think you think you’re in the in group today, I promise you there will come a day when you aren’t.

My husband when I ask him to play Splatoon with me:

Shocking that Feel Free tonics are still legal. We should start a rumor that it makes you queer. The republicans will have it banned in no time.

You look amazing! Congrats! Body tea!

I am the nasty majesty. #splatoon #splatoon3

Everybody joined at least one cult in the summer of 2025:
- Labubu
- KPop Demon Hunters
- Nicolandria

I’m convinced that Love Island is simply propaganda for the breakfast food industry. Tell me why I’ve eaten breakfast more times in the past few days than I have in the past few years.

If I had a nickel for every time the highest profile feud of the year climaxed in late Spring with one of the parties accusing the other of being a PDF file, I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot, but it’s crazy it happened twice, right?!

I guess you can say it’s… Alien vs Predator. 😎 YEAHHHH 🎸🎸🎸🎸

After numerous close calls with frivolous credit and debit card automatic fraud detection declinations, both my husband and I got our Switch 2’s!

I got a Rainbow Guzzlord! He’s on Grindcore and he loves to show his Tyrannical Hole. Happy Pride!

Health Care, Rent, and Property Prices are all part of GDP. It’s like a third of our GDP and those things rising at a fast rate aren’t good for working class people. We need a better economic metric that reflects the material conditions of the working class.

I’m going to say this now while someone I don’t like is in charge so people will know I’m telling the truth when I reiterate it when someone I do like is back in the White House (assuming that ever happens again). GDP is a stupid metric to gauge how the country is doing.

The word twink officially doesn’t have a meaning anymore. Straight people have basically made it a substitute for f*gg*t and i don’t even know what gay men have made it a substitute for. You bitches look CRAZY in these twink death threads. If y’all can’t use a word correctly, it’s time to retire it.

Both Yates and I successfully preordered our Switch 2’s!

Gamergate to stock market crash

Fun fact! I haven’t contributed to my 401k since January of 2022. This has haunted me for years, but apparently it was the right decision. 🤷‍♂️

no trans woman ever took my nintendo

unprecedented protests this morning on heard and macdonald islands, as the population rises up against trump imposition of 10% across the board tariffs.

FYI, Gamers. Happy Liberation Day to all who celebrate! 🎉 🥳🎊

Oh we jumpin 🥷s now?!

We are about to hear A LOT about trans people in the coming days! 😳😳😳

YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (PILOT ANIMATIC)

Phenomenal! I would watch this religiously. youtu.be/zf7bsmT-Jn0?...

Apparently Recession Pop is back so I gotta get back in the studio, and by studio, I mean a closet with my MacBook.

And transgender aliens in prison! 😂😂😂

COWARD! Let me have my fun. It's almost my birthday 😭

Today’s stock market crash is brought to you in part by: Woke 😌, DEI, Barack Obama, California’s Low Water Pressure, and Sinking Electric Boats Surrounded By Sharks. Bon appétit, America.

My OF flopped so I decided to make a SFW account. You’re welcome, World.