Edward Jenkins

I'd only blow it all in Brown Thomas.

How convenient. You can't keep on ducking me forever, Hugo.

Come and say that prediction to my face at The Ferryman pub this afternoon

Feeling real safe in the days of LLM guided warfare

If any self-styled IRT hardmen want to take their long-awaited opportunity to say some shit to my face, I'll be drinking at the Ferryman in Dublin this afternoon. @gortoshay1.bsky.social & @reallyfubar.bsky.social have already bottled it.

WRT backup that is the place. 🇨🇮🔥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #IrelandWeek

Main reason #IrelandWeek has been disappointing;

Irish Fans: "Lol Wales are going to get pumped by Ireland. Absolutely useless. This Wales team is crap"

Welsh Fans: "Lol Wales are going to get pumped by Ireland. Absolutely useless. This Wales team is crap"

#IrelandWeek stopover in Munich. I'm coming for you.

Who got there first?

I mean that is in fact accurate: McCloskey, Balocoune, Timoney, etc. All British and all Lions

They used to have an especially inspiring one of Conor McGregor, but they had to take that down.

I'll work this in to a LinkedIn post later on, but in my quest for peak elite high-performance #IrelandWeek excellence, my gym journey has taught me that 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 need 3 key things to beat 🇨🇮 (all before breakfast):

✅ VICTORY💪🏼
✅ DISCIPLINE 💪🏼
✅ POWER💪🏼

'The more I train, the luckier I get' - Ryan Giggs💪🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿✅

An #IrelandWeek classic from a time before the WRU had still not yet completely destroyed Welsh rugby

They need a ground with 4 stands before entertaining the addition of a roof.

You'd have thought that with all of those ethically problematic corporate tax haven euros filling the coffers, they would have been able to develop an adequate stadia infrastructure by now, but apparently not.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

🇨🇮0-3🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Early lead. 💪🏼

See, we win the weather!

In my 3 trips to Dublin it is yet to rain. Collectively, that is roughly an entire week of my life in Dublin, without so much as a splotch of rain. I think you lads are making it up, to sound hard.

Smart. I was lured there by my enemies. It's too late now I've got flights and everything

He'll do

Will I get rained on in the ground? I hope I'm not in that makeshift stand behind the posts

Any other Welsh fans apart from me and @dr-sarahjayne.bsky.social stupid enough to be going to Dublin for the match? If so, let us know. We are starting a hooligan firm.

What is the weather like in Dublin? Will I be alright in espadrilles, or should I pack my tassled suede mocassins, just in case?

We are in a post-witty comeback era, I'm afraid to say.

I have been smashing out PBs in the gym in preparation for my trip to Dublin. If I run into Dai in Dublin - or rather if he has the misfortune of running into me, which he will - then it will be an uncomplicated resorting to violence.

I'm not gonna lie, Jeff - they paid for my silence.

GOOD.

It's a stupid tournament anyway. It stopped being good years ago.

I'm sick and tired of this flag nonsense

Sorry, but the flag that I used was definitely the Irish one. Look it up. 👍🏼

What are you on about? Ireland are in the top 5.

It is a pity that the Welsh men's national rugby team is so woefully shit right now, because this 🇨🇮 team is no great shakes. Our 2009-2019 team would stick 50 on them.

In particular, their tight five is more fraudulent than Lehman brothers.

Even 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 should be looking to put them away this year.