Falphat

Farty spice

You’re starving for my asshole.

Who wants to rub and sniff this big ass 🥵🥵

Careful what you wish for.

I am 😎

It is!

Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.

One of the lucky ones

Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.

Training you for the gas swallowing marathon

Training you for the gas swallowing marathon

It is your duty to absorb and swallow 🫡

Walking the morning farts out to start the day right.

It’s true. We are

Got it out in the end.

Rattling farts out my bum

Get in there bro.

Depends. Sometimes I hold them so I have bubbly fart content for you sickos.

Is there a big interest in this content?

The best place to store my farts!

Was there twice this year! DM me Scottish folks!

I do. People appreciate a good peach.

I have so many. The one that gets me off a lot is a slave kneeling behind me, giving long slow licks on my bum hole while I fart down their throat and ignore their pleas for me to stop. Gimme their phone as I drain them each fart and I nut every time.

I’ve done this once and I want to repeat!

I was! But soon realized it’s just normal for me. The 40-60 second ones do take me by surprise 🤤

Rotten tricks.

Sometimes they need to be forced out

Up to my old tricks again.

Mine or yours?

A risk taker as my fart taker?!