I fucking hate having a mental illness what do you mean I’m sad now, I just had two grilled cheeses
10.07.2025 23:39 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0I fucking hate having a mental illness what do you mean I’m sad now, I just had two grilled cheeses
10.07.2025 23:39 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0My favorite part of my 10 year high school reunion was when I got drunk enough to tell some random kid he made fun of me in middle school, then he apologized 8 times, and then showed me his Uncle Iroh tattoo. All wounds can be healed.
16.06.2025 18:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Had a dream last night Noah Schnapp liked one of my vids and I responded back “either you release ST season 5 to me or you stop being a Zionist” and I guess we now know my morals are flexible if TV is a factor
10.06.2025 13:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The popo pepper sprayed a sin bather in a a Georges Seurat painting
LAPD out there like
09.06.2025 14:10 — 👍 26985 🔁 5474 💬 322 📌 176
Happy pride
03.06.2025 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t be on my family group chat anymore. They are like posting pics of their kids and job accomplishments and then I’m over here like “…so update: bought a new mug”
21.05.2025 14:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stopped wearing my seatbelt so I can end up in an ER and seduce a middle-aged, overworked ER attending with PTSD. Sad boys here I come
17.05.2025 00:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just had to pay $500 to make sure my tits don’t have cancer
15.05.2025 19:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just bought a checkbook
15.05.2025 18:21 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Thursday
15.05.2025 18:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was supposed to work in college residence life, where the fuck else am I gonna wear a Avatar the Last Bender shirt to work three times a week
11.05.2025 19:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me: idk I was just thinking we could all just simply vibe or whatever
UN peace council:
….who is this….
Forgot May was mental health awareness month, time to go off my meds and make yall very aware of my mental illness
07.05.2025 17:16 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ur gay if you are a woman attracted to men in 90s TV shows, cause those are just lesbian haircuts
07.05.2025 16:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You: calm your tits
Me, an intellectual: insanititties
I need to post my TikToks more or else my manager will kill my family
02.05.2025 13:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*playing 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon*
Kevin Bacon’s wife: guys you aren’t gonna believe this…
Police man reading my confession to murder: I don’t know. All she wrote was “vibes were off fam”
30.04.2025 15:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My siblings will literally post actual life events on our group chat and I’m like “started new TV show”
25.04.2025 15:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fuck it. gendered bathrooms at my house. No man is allowed to piss there anymore
20.04.2025 21:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
She’s from San Diego
15.04.2025 15:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My goal is to out-hate my haters
07.04.2025 22:56 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Why didn’t he call me back
06.04.2025 03:19 — 👍 71 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
The amount of b*llshit I just spent on broadway tickets like… why did god make me a theatre kid
04.04.2025 19:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I can’t believe yall let me go to film school, wtf I trusted you guys
03.04.2025 14:16 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I’m getting an MRI today and they were like “can you sit still for an hour?” Ma’am I’m the anti-Cory booker I can lay down for as long as you want me to
02.04.2025 14:21 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chappell roan and Noah kahan only have tour dates in Europe, wtf I don’t speak European
28.03.2025 19:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My grandma died in 2019 and we just received her leftover stocks as inheritance, and it was all in pfizer…..Lucia what did you know…..? How deep does this go
28.03.2025 14:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*milchick getting the sh*t beat out of him*
Lumon Marching Band:
#severance
THIS IS A JOKE TEAM
20.03.2025 16:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0