Penis Parlor

I've been resurrected with my dick hard all the time, ama

#ama #mightdeletelater

Live Artemis Reaction

Is it coming to the switch 2? Thats where all the Bloodstained/Igavania fans are.

Pregaming this handjob with some light ballplay

Chapell Roan references are far more personal and intimate than having sometime remove zip tie cutters from my penis

Cock hypothermia? Don’t need it. Jazz directly through the balls.

Just accidentally made a fucking chapell roan reference to the other grad student who i made pick up zip tie cutters off my dick yesterday

Is your grandma more of a tits or dick gal?

a monkey is holding a red hat and dancing on a green screen . ALT: a monkey is holding a red hat and dancing on a green screen .

So true bestie

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George Michael

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@bomthemb.bsky.social torsión testicular

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My wife choking on the sounding rod that fell out of my dick while she was sucking my dick

Texting and driving is literally not that hard, get it together

Do your inner labia hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your inner labia hang low?

I’ve only seen my own pussy, I can’t say whether or not the rest of society has a fat pussy

Getting mcdonals sprite cause I'm a fucking dirty little cumslut

Donkey Kong really is the George Michael of Nintendo

Talking about geographers, not geologists. Geographers make maps(fucking stupid), Geologists make rocks(fucking awesome).

Geography and geographers may be everywhere, but i know the one place where geographer’s moms are every night

GREEN BEAN

Prostate finale

I woke up with spermatozoa on the mind

Lmao bro let you cum in my mouth then step outside the car and put my lips against the windshield forming a seal and gurgle it like a little show for you in that small area of the windshield like at a car wash but replace with the cum that you just filled my mouth with

This hussy asked me to read her junglebook, but i said not until it burns

-Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that dick?

-Sir, finishing him off, sir.

Try taint pressure, non-invasive prostate goodness

The catholic church can get tittyfucked and receive my pearl necklace