Y'all feel like the Coldplay CEO thing is them getting what they deserve, meanwhile their partners have to see the footage, the jokes, and the reenactments over and over for the next month.

In this episode of Adults, a character tries to back over someone instead of being honest with them. That's a lot of y'all.

LAPD Publishes Crime Footage It Got From a Waymo Driverless Car Police are starting to realize they can demand footage from driverless cars.

important note: the LAPD has figured out it can get footage from Waymos: www.404media.co/lapd-publish...

Everyone is lonely and dying for connection but also terrified to connect.

Could you write a love letter to yourself without praising yourself for what you been through?

are you sending your friend back to that nigga? you are

The answer may surprise you

And on them NOLA men that eloped from jail: don't nobody tell me queen and slim wouldn't have rode the horses in real life no mo!

If you start walking around, looking at people and thinking "could a mob perceive this person as trans," you'll find that the answer is yes fairly often. Y'all want to believe gender and sex are unshakeable and they absolutely are not.

We don't talk enough about how niggas (race neutral) don't tip when not paying niggas (race specific) is the reason tipping was created.

"People know what they doin." Nah, you're afraid of conflict.

Millennials caused the loneliness epidemic when they kept asserting that going to the club and staying at home were the only two activities and made inside a personality.

😂😂😂 We all lost. We gon make it, though!

No need to lament what you didn't do in your twenties. That person was pretty dumb, you would've probably followed them right into a midlife crisis.

Unsolicited dating app advice from your auntie this goes for friend apps too. matter fact it's double for friend apps.

It doesn't even occur to me to post my Substack on here.

The same people who think a man should be able to force a woman to have a baby because he wants a child are the same people who think it's okay for a man to completely leave a child he's fathered for years because he finds out he's not the bio dad.

If war broke out on US soil, how long is it taking your family to check on you?

I Forgive Myself for My Past Situationships and I’ma Keep Having Them I’ve known for a long time that my mom’s lack of emotional availability was a setup for my romantic relationships.

When you go to autostraddle dot com rn, my article is on the front page. This is a level of queer joy I haven't felt in a min. @autostraddle.bsky.social

I'm bout to eat a cheesecake brownie 🥹🥹🥹. This manifestation shit might be real.

Y'all remember in the Obama movie when planes was falling out the sky? What part of just recognizing patterns was that?

Why do y'all hate sex so bad?

25 YEARS OF AIJUSWANASEING?! 🥴🥴🥴

Imagine foaming at the mouth over shit you see in the media and never in real life

The "I'm not a real adult because I ate cereal for dinner" shit has always pissed me off. You're saying you're not as good as people who can't say I love you to their kids.

Hoarders has existed for years and y'all are shocked people's houses are gross.

Sometimes celibacy is purity culture in a red dress. I personally will not to languish on the vine just because others fail to see my worth. I understand if you want nothing less. As long as we respect each other's decisions, I'm cool.

But we have enough information to wonder if the way it spread was cult like. And if it's a commentary on how religion is cult like but we tend to ignore that when there are enough followers.

I wanna talk more about if this what a cult that just do happened to be successful enough to get to space.

The other night I woke up in a cold sweat and uttered the words "brownie cheesecake, cheesecake brownie" and here I and eating red velvet cheesecake. Sometimes He gives you more than you asked for

I just wanna argue about opinions. What else is the internet even for? #blacksky

How does whoever made this know that we don't consider redheads white? 🤔 And the decision for her to not be thin? this is a deep psy op, clearly