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Blame me for MUTANANNY, Clown Helsing, METTLE Core, WSBABSDTEDDCC, and others. He/Him. See my stuff: Itch: https://planarian.itch.io/ DrivethruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/10311/Planarian?affiliate_id=490690

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a cartoon bee wearing headphones with the words how you doin ' below it ALT: a cartoon bee wearing headphones with the words how you doin ' below it

Dogs and cats are very popular as pets, but people really overlook how affectionate hornets can be. With no training at all, they come right out of the nest to greet you tails wagging.

08.03.2026 01:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then why didn't this happen while her and Biden were in office?

07.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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three gnomes wearing blue shirts and red hats are dancing in a line ALT: three gnomes wearing blue shirts and red hats are dancing in a line

One little discussed side effect that I hope disappears with Kristi Noem is Gnome slander. Gnomes are those awesome little guys you see in your garden when you are tripping on mushrooms. Noem is kind of the opposite. The difference is very important.

06.03.2026 17:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope they washed their hands afterward.

06.03.2026 15:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If a system largely gets out of your way and just provides fun widgets when desired that is actually good and not a sign of bad "shrinking violet" design.

05.03.2026 15:48 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I'm so so glad Michelle Obama will never run for President because then I'll never have to watch people across the political spectrum search their colons for reasons they "just can't" pull the lever for her.

04.03.2026 14:48 — 👍 464    🔁 50    💬 37    📌 2
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Cartoon by
Brendan Loper

04.03.2026 17:14 — 👍 1657    🔁 478    💬 31    📌 20

That long in-game wait til the undefeatable monster poops out the dead party member so you can cast revive dead.

04.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Landa, Joy and Ander keep traveling while discussing the Munjo sphere.

Landa, Joy and Ander keep traveling while discussing the Munjo sphere.

In the forest of moss

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04.03.2026 17:19 — 👍 94    🔁 22    💬 3    📌 0

This is the way.

04.03.2026 17:44 — 👍 61    🔁 15    💬 6    📌 0

Yes, ICE and ISIS sound the same, but they are different. They are state-sponsored terrorists sponsored by different states.

02.03.2026 16:14 — 👍 3967    🔁 877    💬 81    📌 30

The desired outcome is a perfectly compliant Nerd-in-a-cage. Like a Djinn.

03.03.2026 16:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think we underestimate how frustrating it was to consistently have the smart people they rely upon tell them their actions are short-sighted and immoral. The AI has no such drawback, at least if they apply enough pressure.

03.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've noticed the right is far more eager to embrace AI than the left, for example the recent Trump admin pressure on AI companies to aid them in war crimes and mass surveillance. It is obvious they see it as a way to emulate a smart guy who doesn't tell them they shouldn't do what they want.

03.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes stolen from reddit

03.03.2026 16:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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TTRPG Discourse (any)

03.03.2026 16:02 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

An early homebrew system one of my old gaming groups drew up had Attributes of Perception, Endurance, Nimbleness, Intelligence, and Strength. Asking if we played with it is rude.

02.03.2026 15:16 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Autistic nerd reality check: have you REALLY discovered a hidden connection no-one else will see, or have you simply taken a word and broadened its definition via technicalities and edge cases until it's ceased to describe anything at all, then mistaken that lack of descriptive power for insight?

28.02.2026 07:59 — 👍 174    🔁 25    💬 8    📌 2
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More adventures in reddit

28.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Actually a cogent answer. She did it because she knew there would be no consequences. Decent people are too weak to apply them.

28.02.2026 00:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, there are a lot of people I agree with but wince when I hear them say it.

27.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing glasses and a bandana is driving a car and says am i wrong ? ALT: a man wearing glasses and a bandana is driving a car and says am i wrong ?

The thing about Walter Sobchaking about rules and authorial intent in RPGs is that Sobchak was not fun to bowl with.

27.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

My fart or flart instincts are very well tuned.

27.02.2026 04:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good idea, I recall the Realms of Chaos books had great lists of random mutations that players might not realize are random.

26.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man laying on the ground with fallout on the bottom right ALT: a man laying on the ground with fallout on the bottom right

The reason I say that it is difficult to translate is that in D&D and such, they already know what monsters they might be transforming into. Any mutation is a sign that can be interpreted. But in this show there is no real way to guess for the characters. The ignorance is tense.

26.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's a lot of speculation about what Thaddeus is going to turn into in the Fallout show and I wonder how that translates into RPGs. Usually when there is a transformation they know what they are going to turn into and why (wild magic, curses, etc.), but here it is a mystery. How to translate it?

26.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I loathe it when people pop up here to say a game is "great" or made by one of their clique, but never say anything about the actual game. Oh it's "great." Thanks. Really sold me on it /

26.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

See this is actually an interesting point. I personally know I can do whatever I want, but there ARE readers to whom this is a revelation! I can read rule zero and know it's just not written for big bwave rpg webels like me, and that is fine.

26.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had more positive memories of playing it, but I guess that is more situational. The only problem that kept showing up is the logistics of playing anything other than a veritech pilot. The other OCCs were stuck with grounded destroids and it really limited the scenario.

25.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So when eating very spicy food, does everyone else taste something indefinable and mysterious right before the spice hits and clears it away? So you keep eating more so you can figure out what that taste is, but still can't match it to any other flavor? Is it just me? Other people must feel this.

25.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0