Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

look, we can release the october jobs report OR the epstein files, we can't do both, the computer won't let us

My Katsuya Terada neurons are firing

A chart showing the age distribution of SNAP participants from 2023, the last year of data on record. This is per the USDA which I don't feel comfortable linking to cuz it has the banner blaming the radical left for the shut down. Children under 5 are 11% and kids 5-17 make up 24%. Then it's adults between 18-59 for 41% and adults over 60 make up the last 18%

Public school teachers are already exhausted and running on fumes but I really really really hope they can still treat kids with a whole ton of grace especially next month especially considering how many kids (4,200,0000) are going to be even hungrier next month than usual without SNAP going out

Afk

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

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mass psychosis

someone just DM'ed me on the Square app. technology has gone too far. we need regulations.

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all levels of media in the united states is controlled by the far right tech oligarch now

People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week

If youre aghast at how even the adult website paypros ban things as benign as "cat ears", this is what we mean when we say that puritan policies DO NOT care to stop at just the "nasty" stuff

When they say they target "beastiality", they mean up to and including an actual human being wearing catears

Ensnaring bridge,
Blightning / basically any discard focus,
Wheels + damage on draw,
Thassa's Oracle / Hedron Alignment / other cards with "you win the game",
Battlemage Thaumaturge + Willbreaker + Icy Blast / Throwing Knife,
Ensoul Artifact + Ornithopter + Shrapnel Blast,
Mardu dragon midrange

do the thing

game does bad: layoffs
game does about as expected: layoffs
game does great: layoffs

Call me old fashioned, but I think that torching 1,000,000,000,000 dollars because a chatbot cannot count b's in 'blueberry' makes me think there is something inherently wrong with world's economy.

comic panel of batman and raphael from tmnt batman: this is where i saw my parents die raphael raphael: discord hug emoji

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

a comic about crash bandicoot and abe lincoln panel 1- john wilkes booth is about to kill lincoln panel 2- crash spins booth into the horizon panel 3- lincoln: "thank you for saving me, crash bandicoot" crash: "woah" panel 4- crash spins lincoln into the horizon

when i explain something about my disability and someone carelessly brushes it off saying "oh, everyone experiences that" just know that you have charged my ultimate bar a little more and the day is coming where i release The Beam™️

mamdani: we should improve society somewhat cuomo: yet i am a hypocrite sex pest! curious!

cuomo's campaign strategy, from what i can tell

this should be a felony

I hope i did well lol

I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany.

But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.