@kevinlhess.bsky.social
If I had to guess, I bring zero value.
D. My love for Daniel and SID GOAT Dusto S runs DEEEEP.
08.11.2025 18:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Three things about last night:
A. The Terps SUCK forever.
B. I hope Qayden Samuels was watching.
C. Y’all ever been to College Park? It’s a dump. A DUMP. DC is amazing. College Park ain’t it.
its very rare you can pull together a duo that repulses people from all walks of life, but they knocked it out of the park here
05.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 312 🔁 25 💬 3 📌 0I once reached out to Fairfield to see if Cooley would talk about the TU opening at that time. 😂😂😂
02.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Caldwell, Constanza, and…🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 Samuels?!?!?!?!?! Are we….back?
02.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Friendly reminder that the conglomeration pissing match between gazillionaires Disney and YouTube truly mean no corporation gives a fuck about you. 💯💯
01.11.2025 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Has Brian Kelly ever eaten a person whole on live television?
26.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 99 🔁 7 💬 11 📌 4Hi! It’s your weekly reminder to fire Pete Shinnick.
25.10.2025 22:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In honor of the World Series, a fave moment of mine. #relevant
“What in the hell? What are you doing, Wegner???”
#hawk
"At the time, Ms. Weiss was wearing a hot dog costume."
19.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 738 🔁 75 💬 8 📌 4Marcus Freeman IS the type of coach should go after. Maybe he doesn’t take it. Maybe Cigs doesn’t take it. Maybe Lane or Drinkwitz don’t take it. But THOSE are the types they should swing at.
Rhule, Diaz, et al, levels below.
Both!
13.10.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How did I do @danieljtgallen.bsky.social? Crush me if you must.
13.10.2025 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Realistic targets I’d want at PSU:
Cigs, Sumrall, Fran Brown, Fickell, Campbell, Dickert, Kinne.
You make calls to: Lane, Eliah, Beamer, Deion, Dillingham, Leipold.
Will never happen, but I just love this guy: Joey McGuire.
Stay away from: Mullen, Rhule, Fisch, Manny, any current coordinator.
Hey to tell y’all, fam. But Matt Rhule is not as good of a coach as James Franklin.
Just wanna say that before it happens.
I rarely give advice to Vic Fangio, but you can’t play Kelee Ringo
10.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 61 🔁 5 💬 8 📌 0this franchise, established in 1883, has had 13 division titles in its history, this is cake
10.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 80 🔁 5 💬 7 📌 0praying for my Philly pals tonight
10.10.2025 00:34 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1Absolutely brutal way for the Phillies to lose, Dodgers win the series
10.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 720 🔁 133 💬 73 📌 219Good Lord, what a way to get bounced from the playoffs.
10.10.2025 01:40 — 👍 80 🔁 4 💬 7 📌 0How the FUCK are you gonna let Strahm pitch this ninth? YIKESSSS
10.10.2025 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0….there’s unrest in Seattle? I left about six weeks ago, and lemme tell you. I felt (internal) unrest too. 😭😭😭
09.10.2025 18:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you gotta hear the mic’d up audio of the Jonathan Gannon punch
08.10.2025 16:58 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1Shinnick ain’t it.
05.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NFL gonna vote to ban underhanded flips to the TE this offseason.
28.09.2025 17:25 — 👍 142 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 0
Good to be home
22.09.2025 16:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t think Shinnick is the answer.
21.09.2025 05:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
31.07.2025 16:52 — 👍 3963 🔁 1396 💬 49 📌 28😭😭😭
31.07.2025 20:36 — 👍 210 🔁 30 💬 7 📌 2Lawrence Taylor to Trump: "I don't know why. I don't know what we're supposed to be doing, but I'm here to serve, and I'm here to serve you."
31.07.2025 20:39 — 👍 641 🔁 166 💬 322 📌 155
