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Fuck this random grunt in particular I guess

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

I think this is legitimately the worst delivered joke of all time. Like in all of human history. Since they invented jokes. Actually since they invented language.

Pain

the only thing guys in EMS love more than saying "let's save some lives" before a routine non-emergent call is talking about PIT maneuvers for some reason

soothing technique. since when is SELF CARE illegal

guys in EMS who say "let's go save some lives" before every single call are the coolest guys in the world and I love them. they're so hilarious

outside of all of the obvious stuff the worst thing trump has done is make people think that every politician needs a little nickname. all of them are bad. stop doing that

i think the fundamental disconnect here, and i say this as an engineer without much creative talent, is that a lot of people who don't do creative things regularly (or ever) look at creative output (writing, music, whatever) as a product, and consume and experience it like a baby looking at a mobile

I believe that The Monkey Man will help take down Donald Trump (Cankles McTacoTits)

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It’s so awesome that this is the leading opposition figure to Donald Trump

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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fuck I got on here to make this exact same joke at like the exact same time

MJF in this match

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

ladies and gentlemen.........we got him

I Have To Go Now My Dinner Is Calling For Me. Stay Frosty Everyone.

These guys have been so nasty and mean for a decade and in the past year have been emboldened to be even nastier and meaner. There are consequences for this stuff. We live in a place where getting help is nearly impossible and it’s conservative policy make it even harder

really glad to see Eric Rahill in The Paper

criss angel's book is on archive.org

not reading through hundreds of replies and reposts to see if it's been mentioned but Scorsese's Bringing out the Dead is pretty universally loved by EMTs and medics I've worked with (and rightfully so, it's great!)

Cankles MacTaco Tits

this is so good. I play @pftompkins.bsky.social's body, "Creature" in this demented gameshow: youtu.be/5VI7qgpQmws
at 1:18 in, you can see a shot of my face that I did not think would be visible in this particular setup

oh hell yeah