Grant

well pardner, folk round these parts don't take kindly to strangers acting too normal with their coffee. good folk round here don't like someone imposing drip brews and preground beans on their way of life. so im here to tell you to pick up that Kalita Wave or get back on your saddle and keep riding

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Fozzie bear wearing sunglasses

he had that shit on

oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet

White mug with bootleg Snoopy dancing over lettering that reads "happiness is going home".

happiness is going home ❤️

"You're gonna be famous on the internet!"

maybe, but probably not for the reasons you were hoping for.

moisturized, unbothered, flourishing, in her lane, etc. etc.

Front of a Simpsons arcade cabinet. Marge Simpson is wearing a neutral smile next to a red button labeled "ATTACK"

This is such a powerful image

I just wish this asshole would *** already.

It's so clear in the way that they talk that they're on their phones LITERALLY ALL DAY in group chats with VCs and founders trying to one up each other over which of them has the largest, wrinkliest brain, and to the rest of us, it sounds like they suffering from a recent concussion.

I feel like things have gotten so much dumber on every level since COVID lockdown ended.

"we want to make a tradable asset of every difference of opinion" wtf does that even meeeeeeeeeeean

Ohhhh okay got it quick question though: what on god's green earth are you even talking about

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

A quote from an Axios story about a raccoon that got trashed at a North Carolina store that reads: "Why it matters: The intoxicated suspect was a raccoon."

Why it matters

Unlikely!

It’s wild how there’s several different videos of several different establishment democrats giving public talks where they say “it’s a shame young people can see videos of war crimes online because they’re missing the context behind the war crimes”

Cartoonishly evil.

It's cool how the Overton window has shifted so far to the right right that talking heads are unabashedly echoing Nazi talking points.

I have refined
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge

And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation

Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death

How is any of this real

Sentences don't get much more cursed than, "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too."

I hate that my initial reaction to this was to think, "you could save a terminal command by using systemctl --user enable --now" and oh god she got me.

Scorched earth.

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I love it when people take a moment during their Four Faves to lobby the industry for desperately-needed sequels.