🏳️‍⚧️ Kae 🏳️‍⚧️

When an immovable object (loaf) meets an unstoppable force (my desire to delay projects)

04.03.2025 15:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me: today's specials are...

50 yr old straight man: I'm liquored up, what are your pronouns?

12.02.2025 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At my first hormone appointment the doctor asked me what my end goals were. Ummm I'm hoping to go peacefully in my sleep at 75? Idk

26.01.2025 19:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My restaurant job calls us "captains" instead of servers, and I'm like, so do we get crunchitized or not

25.01.2025 16:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mental health may be shrinking, but the ass groweth

24.01.2025 15:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Feeld HQ now that it's not allowed to be nonbinary

23.01.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My therapist ended my session yesterday with a classic banger:

"Are you open to being reevaluated by a psychiatrist?"

22.01.2025 20:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0