Glittertooth 🍉

i think they got their servers floating on one of them decommissioned oil piers or something now

saw of your seed investors calling users gooners today

I'm so glad the technical advisor to a social media network wants to find ways to outsource scrolling, reading individual posts, and remembering interactions

who needs that

Idk it just bugs me that the dev team is SO FUCKING RUDE all the time and acting like they got this great knowledge when the truth is, this whole site was built inside of Twitter before a bunch of these guys showed up, and they're only mad cuz they're friends and we're calling them weird.That's it.

Anyway, as I said before, all this is weird stuff from a bunch of people in one coworking space. Jimmy's got some banger agents to show for garden and Roost has some of discords tools now? I guess? Here's an agent account of jimbo's, you can google, maybe babyfur LLM is the future after all

Timeline starts out pretty expected, and this is after the work on bluesky's @ protocol is finished by the original internal Twitter team but then it gets weird? Like remember when Why was so matter of fact about bsky not working with Roost when like… they're not strangers? ?? Why is the pope here

Why's name is Jeromy Johnson. He and Jimmy Lee are the only two profiled employees of mana inc/mana management LLC, a venture capital fund.

Jimmy does not have a dev role here but he does run company.internet.dev

This might seem unrelated, but scroll down on that website a bit

I'm reposting my nosy info

Paul has to be nice because that guy invested in their seed round and also like all their investor baiting projects are connected to that company's coworking space, sometimes literally in it

He's one of their illustrious seed investors, I'm sure him getting a job after that investment is a coincidence and unrelated to any stability issues

I tried switching to my own domain for like hours and it wouldn't work, I gotta get back to trying to migrate;;

Making an absolutely decadent banana bread

Countdown to Corey Lewandoski quitting to become an au pair for the noems

omg im so sorry… I hope you don't lose access to your work

Cat Knife (now with a background!)

Ugh I gotta stop looking up what all these totally separate not the same people companies working on bluesky are cuz i feel like im explaining pipe rock theory

INTERNET DEVELOPMENT STUDIO COMPANY The nature and structure of the Internet Development Studio Company of Seattle, WA.

company.internet.dev

This is where I've been grabbing the bulk of the history from lol

I don't wanna get turbo banned but this is a project by the co-owner of mana LLC, one of bsky's seed founders, and the founder/only other employee of mana is Why, everyone's favorite bluesky dev

They weren't involved with writing the @ proto or founding this site, but they're sure here now… vibing

the other reason nothing is gonna get fixed around here is that bluesky's corporate takes advice from guys who are busy with important stuff like furry agents who get stuck in conversation loops

I am a true hater and that means I read the documentation >:U

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.

BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

This is not an issue that can be fixed with Claude and vibes. Even if you asked grok to help too it would be really hard 😔

I'm sure someone will figure this out someday but whoever that team is doesn't work here

Also I don't think locked accounts are ever gonna be a thing here

Fediverse is quirky so if you are poster@bskydotsocial and you lock, someone would still see your posts if they're on here as poster@personalurl. server A can't push a foolproof friends only viewing rule for you onto server B users

Anyway it's self evident but what started as a social network is not headed by a social network team nor is it funded in the way a social network previously has been… so… who knows what will happen here

There's kinda two blueskys?

Bluesky's infrastructure was built internally at Twitter in like 2019

In 2021 bluesky pbllc became a thing, Jack Dorsey left, Jay Graber became ceo and this place has since raised $36m in investments from various venture capitalists and women in tech initiatives

Maybe the real secret to coding that we peons could not understand is whatever he payed to bluesky pbllc, cuz I can't find that number >:T yet

anyway circling back to this, I did some digging cuz this Why guy is rude and annoying. He joined up in 2021 after the Dorsey split and shortly before his new venture capital company mana.inc (mana management llc) helped to fund bsky's initial $8m seed round. Was not top funder. He has a BA.

imo it's not possible to write about hime or fujo from the outside but once you've been inside you lose all interest in writing a 101 primer for anyone

I'll be back later

you'd think they'd figure it out but, well,