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The cat. On her little perch

The cat.
On her
little perch

My favorite thing is quietly sneaking up behind the cat when she’s chillin on her perch, and givin her a lil sneaky smooch on her head, right between the ears, and listening to her breathe in sharply, perking up her ears, and then purr quietly

There’s been a lot of adjusting from coming from a modern small city to an older big town, but this is a new one.

Don’t know if it’s old-timey-ness, or if I just look like I should be married, but I do know which one’s more depressing.

Then they got their scheduler on the phone to confirm an appointment with me. I told her I was the owner of the house. You won’t believe what she asked me afterwards.

Today a pair of twinks came by the house about doing a free humidity inspection and such. I told them I was the owner of the house. They asked me when my spouse would be around.

Me: oh I’m gonna do a little stream! Let me reboot windows really quick!

Windows: ok but first let me break some shit that’ll take you too long to fix and then I’ll just refuse to boot *finger guns*

Don’t take my word for it, ask Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_s...

Seems pretty fucked up to me that a bunch of pedophiles are being exposed, crypto is crashing, but twitch is out here promoting Roblox -a platform infamous for grooming children and general child abuse.

No fucking notes

Real Ghoti energy, respect.

Learning polish on YouTube really gives the impression that the language is full of “because fuck you that’s why”.

Like ę sounds like an “eñ” except when it feels like sounding like a regular “e” but keeps the tail because fuck you that’s why.

I love the episodes of How It’s Made where they do musical instruments and at the end they get the dorkiest person ever play awkwardly. It’s so sweet and endearing.

Love that the baddie in Stargate (1994) is a femboy baddie

Ok Cyberpunk 2077 makes so much more sense now.

Watching Johnny mnemonic for the first time and what the fuck is this

As far as Kaiju movies go, the Troll ones are goofy af but pretty fun

The small criminal.

When the scritch so good you gotta start the motorbike

a man holding a light saber with the words " my powers have doubled since the last time we met " ALT: a man holding a light saber with the words " my powers have doubled since the last time we met "

It's 12cm now

Discord message that reads: my cock is now 6cm, thank you for this gift

Me comin' out in the new year like

I like putting the cat in little dilemmas. Like when she wants to go and do things but then I start giving her scritches that are so good that she can’t decide if she wanna stay or go do things.

Merry crisis

That sucks Jack I’m so sorry

Need a hand? ~
First try making an actual illustration with Fresco on the iPad ;) Lens effects and grain done with Photoshop #vampire #goth #illustration #halloween

YouTube video by U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission escooter lithium-ion battery yule log fire for your home - Fuego con batería de iones para tu casa

Normal yule log? Boring. Expected. Overdone.

Lithium-ion battery yule log? Relevant. Unexpected. Educational.

youtu.be/rc6Txma85Ac?...

Pluribus Finale Drops Early We just want you to be happy. Stream the season finale this Wednesday. 4m ago

Ok that’s pretty funny

Watching Mr Robot as an adult (vs young adult) is wild, cus you realize it’s about a bunch of sociopaths with computers.

Kinda how Breaking Bad is about a sociopath with a chem degree.

Every day I pray to the heavens that they may give me the confidence of a white man on the internet.

And in case there's any question why she's reading it, here's the first line from the description: "When the ground shakes, and a poor nation's economy is destroyed..."

Because the important thing when an earthquake hits, from a religious perspective, is the economic toll.