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Shepherd’s pie

That’ll explain the bush hat on the guy by the door of the Red Lion (or is it a red pig?)

AI will take your job in 3 … 2 … 1 … now!

Like a lively glass of Swarfega®

Seeing him now in this photo I wouldn’t recognise him in the street. You could perhaps congratulate him on keeping out of the public eye, unlike his brother Andrew!

“Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Really? Is this how humans communicate?

People looking at a computer screen have the screen projected on their faces. Not so common now but was once standard, and if you think about it utterly impossible.

Hey comrades, to double the bang fly a model Shahed drone into your local Rosneft or Lukoil filling station!

They meant to post it as their own but accidentally submitted as a reply.

Lucky for who?

The ultimate poxy Christmas present.

But can you guarantee that won't be Vance?

And it will be officially named ‘The Trump Ballroom’, until the USA accepts that naming anything (apart from a catastrophe) after a felonious pedophile traitor is a Very Bad Idea.

Or Eleven Angry Men: diminished by 8.333%

If it takes this to turn the tables then, like Al Capone's taxes, we'll take it. But the millions of lives lost through COVID denialism and foreign aid cuts should have been enough – and the other things.

“See you when I get back next week,
Love Grandma x”

A theatre ticket is often affordable.

The Ceausescus came to Britain fresh from a state visit to France. The officials at the Elysée Palace had hurriedly contacted Buckingham Palace to warn them to remove anything of value in their allotted rooms which was not screwed down, as the couple had been surprisingly light-fingered.

Nine years on from the Brexit referendum, heres' a quick reminder of how it was sold to us

My lanyard lets people know I'm staff and have passed the DBS check, I can understand why Reform candidates might not wear one.

How could they forget “Renamed the Gulf of Mexico”!?

Small world - I saw those at the weekend, but came away with a flowery John Lewis shirt instead.

Stanley Unwin, looking rather dapper in a grey shirt, striped tie and white jumper.

From the Beeblesay’s speatle correspoodadile.

"Israel admits mistakes over medic killings in Gaza."

This story is so horrifying it is actually also a perfect case study of media literacy.

Look at this headline by the BBC. Is this how one should write the headline for the story of an army massacring medics, burying the ambulances, dumping the bodies in a mass grave, and then lying about it?

He uses IVF. Elon doesn't do intimacy.

I could be wrong, but it appears the canal has been drained for cleaning. Normally it wouldn't look like that. I remember a Manchester canal in a similar state, it's amazing what you find …

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In my back garden is a large accumulation of turkey femurs. My daughter wanted some for a school art project so I ran them through the dishwasher. The kitchen soon stank like a charnel house and the dishwasher required special measures. Fortunately my wife was at work and never found out.

Ballcock!

“A woman who is understanding and kind and respects you does not exist, unless you force her to be that way.”
A truly disturbed take on relationships, I'm lost for words.